Hulk Smash Medical Costs! Tiny Humans Offer Scans Without Making Hulk Angry (About Price)

Hulk No Like Needles But...

Puny humans at Function Health do smart thing! They buy Ezra company that makes pictures of inside you. Function already do blood tests – Hulk hate needles! – but now they do scans too. Like when Hulk see Banner's brain. Except... less smashing involved hopefully. They say it's like... "What labs not covering scans can see." Hulk think that mean... scans see what blood can't. Make sense... sort of. Hulk smash first ask questions later. These guys... scan first then maybe blood? Confusing.

Celebrity Endorsement? Hulk Endorse SMASHING!

Apparently tiny humans like Kim Kardashian like these scans. Hulk not know who that is. But if she says scan good maybe scan good? But Hulk think... Hulk Smash better endorsement! No but seriously! Be careful scans can be too much of a good thing. If Hulk see too many things Hulk get angry. You don't want to make Hulk angry.

Puny Startup Wars! Prenuvo vs. Function... Hulk Just Wants to Smash

These companies fight like Banner and Hulk! Prenuvo do this Function do that! Hulk don't care! Hulk just want smash! But... maybe good for puny humans. More scans mean... more healthy humans? Less humans needing Hulk to save them? Maybe that good. But Hulk still ready to smash if needed!

AI? Hulk SMARTER Than Algorithm!

They use... AI? Artificial Intelligence? To make scans faster. Hulk think... Hulk brain already fast! Hulk process threats faster than puny computers. But maybe AI help tiny humans understand Hulk better? Doubt it! These scans only take 22 minutes now. Short but probably takes longer than Hulk to diagnose a problem. Hulk SMASH! Problem solved.

Cheap Scans? Finally Something Hulk Like!

Before these scans cost more money than Hulk has smashed in bank vaults! Now they cheap. $499. Still a lot of money for one scan but better than before. Maybe even Banner can afford one now. Then he can understand why Hulk is so... misunderstood. Hulk not bad guy! Hulk just... misunderstood! And strong! VERY strong!

Hulk's Final Verdict: Scan... Okay.

Dr. Hyman say this is good. He thinks scans can save lives. Hulk hope so. Hulk prefer save lives by smashing bad guys but... scans okay too. If scans help tiny humans live longer healthier lives then Hulk is... content. But Hulk still ready to SMASH if necessary! Don't forget that!