Hulk Smash Brain Implants! FDA Give Tiny Tech Green Light, But Hulk Still Strongest There Is!

Tiny Brain Tech Get Green Light!

Hulk hear news! Some tiny brain company Precision thingy get approval from FDA! FDA usually only care about Gamma radiation not tiny tech! This company make thing to read brains. Hulk think Banner do that all the time! Make Hulk ANGRY!

Brain Computer Interface? Hulk No Like Computers!

They call it brain computer interface or BCI. Sound like something puny humans make to control Hulk! NOT HAPPENING! Company say it help people move and talk. Good for them. But Hulk move and talk just fine! ROAR!

Smaller Than Human Hair?! Hulk Pfft!

This brain reader thingy 'Layer 7 Cortical Interface,' smaller than human hair! Hulk hair is BIG and GREEN! This tech must be VERY SMALL! Company say it like yellow tape. Tape?! Hulk rip tape! Hulk smash tape! This no scare Hulk!

Hulk Already Conforms... To Everything!

Company say it 'conforms' to brain. Hulk conform to everything! Hulk smash Hulk crush Hulk... conform! But Hulk no need tiny machine to do it! Hulk already best at conforming! And smashing! Mostly smashing!

Mapping Brain Signals? Hulk Just Use Anger!

They want use it to map brain signals. Hulk don't need map! Hulk just get angry! Anger tell Hulk where to go! Anger tell Hulk what to smash! No need fancy brain map! Bruce Banner have map. Always lost! Hulk know better.

More Data For Them! More Smash For Hulk!

Now they get more time to collect data. Data data data! What Hulk care about data?! Hulk care about SMASHING! But... if data make them leave Hulk alone maybe... Hulk tolerate. But still SMASH sometimes!