
Palantir Shares Go... Down?
Hulk read news! Palantir company with shiny computers shares went DOWN! What?! Hulk thought shiny computers make numbers go UP! Some pointy head analyst man named Louie DiPalma say investors sad because numbers not go up ENOUGH. Hulk think maybe Louie need gamma radiation. Make him see REAL numbers! He say company too 'vulnerable'. Hulk show him vulnerable! *Hulk smash!*
Numbers Numbers Everywhere!
Palantir make $884 million! That LOTS of money! And earning 13 cents per share! That good right? Hulk think so! But Wall Street always want MORE. Like Hulk but with money not smashing. They expect $863 million. Palantir beat them! So why face sad? Hulk confused. Maybe they need Banner to explain. But Banner busy... always.
CEO Say 'Palantir On Fire!' Hulk Understand.
CEO Alex Karp say Palantir on fire! Hulk understand that feeling! Hulk sometimes on fire too... but with gamma not success. He optimistic! Good! Hulk like optimistic! He say it's 20 years of investment and big change in US. Hulk think that good! Change good! Unless change make Hulk smaller. Then Hulk ANGRY!
Wall Street Raise Bar Too High? Hulk Jump Higher!
Wall Street say Palantir stock too high already. They move bar UP! Challenge accepted! Hulk jump higher! Hulk always jump higher! But maybe Palantir need to consolidate gains. What that even MEAN? Sound like boring paperwork. Hulk no like paperwork! Paperwork make Hulk SMASH!
Europe No Understand AI? Hulk Go Teach!
Europe not understand AI! Management say they 'don't quite get AI'. Hulk go to Europe! Hulk explain AI! Hulk explain with demonstration! Hulk show them what AI can do! (Hulk use building blocks. For now.) Maybe then numbers go UP! Or maybe Hulk just smash something. Either way lesson learned!
Hulk Opinion: Palantir Still Strong!
Hulk think Palantir still strong! Numbers good! CEO optimistic! Shiny computers! Even if stock go down for a bit Hulk think it come back up. Maybe Wall Street just scared of progress. Or maybe they scared of Hulk. Either way Hulk watching! And if Palantir need help Hulk always ready to... assist. (With smashing if necessary.) Hulk say: "Hulk... is the strongest there is!" and Palantir is "on fire"
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