HULK SMASH SILICON VALLEY! Old Friend Jony Ive Build Robot Army?

Ive... I Know This Name!

Hulk remember Jony Ive! He make shiny things for puny humans at Apple. All smooth and no sharp edges very boring. But now? News say Ive team up with OpenAI to make...ROBOTS! Is this good? Is this bad? Hulk no know! But if robots try smash Hulk SMASH BACK! This new make Hulk... curious. Curious Hulk is dangerous Hulk!

AI? Sounds Like Another Way To Make Hulk Mad!

They say AI will change everything! Like when puny Banner try change Hulk with gamma ray! Sometimes change good sometimes change...HULK SMASH! But AI... this is like putting Banner brain in toaster! Makes Hulk suspicious. But if AI help Hulk find better smashing targets maybe Hulk approve. Maybe.

Iphone Doomed!?

News say Apple scared! They think AI robots steal their shiny phone job! Ha! Hulk laugh! Puny humans fighting robots? Sounds like good show! Maybe Hulk sell tickets! But if robots make phone that call Hulk 'puny' THEN ROBOTS FEEL HULK'S WRATH! Hulk no take lip from toaster oven!

Siri Still Dumb?

Hulk try use Siri once. Ask where best place smash. Siri say 'I do not understand.' STUPID SIRI! Now they say Siri get brain upgrade from same brain as robot! Maybe Siri finally learn to say 'Hulk smash over there!' Then Hulk impressed. But Hulk not holding breath. Is green and smell bad. Like Hulk after big smash.

Wake Up Apple! Hulk Will Help You Smash If You Ask Nicely!

News say Apple must wake up! Jony Ive now enemy! Hulk say good! Competition make stronger! But if Apple too weak Hulk step in! Hulk smash competition for Apple! But Apple must bring Hulk banana. Big banana. And maybe new pair purple pants. These ones little ripped.

Robots Pins And Glasses Oh My!

These puny humans making pin that talk glasses that see! What next? Toaster that fly? Hulk think they waste time! Make thing simple! Make thing strong! Make thing... GREEN! If these AI things no help Hulk smash better they just shiny garbage! Hulk go back to smashing. This news make Hulk tired. And when Hulk tired... EVERYONE IN DANGER!