Apple ROARS Back! Hulk SMASHES Stock Market Fears!

Puny Stock Fall? Hulk Laugh!

Hulk read news. News say Apple stock fall down go boom! Like puny human try to fight Hulk. Four days? Worst since year 2000? Hulk been around longer than that! Hulk remember when things made of rock not shiny screen. But news say Apple stock get back up. Good for them. Hulk still stronger.

Microsoft Steal Crown? Hulk Get It Back!

Microsoft try to be strongest! Take Apple's shiny crown! But Hulk say 'Puny Microsoft!' Hulk could smash Microsoft building with one hand tied behind back. Apple lose $774 billion? That just pocket change for Hulk. Hulk find that much under sofa cushions!

Trump Man Make Apple Sad?

News say Apple stock fall since Trump man become big cheese. Hulk not care about politics! Hulk care about smash! But if Trump man make Apple sad maybe Hulk need to... talk... to him. Hulk try not to smash but sometimes... it happens.

Trade War? Hulk Only War Matters!

China and Europe throw rocks at each other. Trade war! Tariffs! Hulk not understand fancy words. But Hulk understand anger! Hulk understand smash! Tech stocks shake like leaf in wind but Hulk stand strong. Always.

Magnificent Seven? Hulk is Magnificent ONE!

News call them 'Magnificent Seven.' Hulk call them 'Puny Avengers wannabes!' They lose $1.8 trillion? That's almost Hulk's anger management bill for last week! Hulk is Magnificent ONE! No need seven. Just Hulk!

Chips Up? Hulk Like Chips!

Semiconductor stocks go up and down like Hulk's temper! Tariffs make them scared. Hulk not scared! Hulk eat tariffs for breakfast! Advanced Micro Devices Intel Teradyne... all go up! Hulk celebrate with... big pile of chips! Not computer chips. Potato chips! Hulk hungry!