Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! AI Overlords Are Taking Over YouTube and No One's Safe!

Pickle Rick Would Never!

Alright Morty listen up! Some ding dong named Bloo is apparently a HUGE deal on YouTube. Blue hair blue eyes but guess what? He's not even REAL! He's a goddamn AI Morty! A VTuber or Virtual YouTuber whatever the hell that means. He's got millions of brainwashed followers watching him play Grand Theft Auto and Minecraft. Jesus Morty even *I* have higher standards than that. These people are watching glorified code when they could be watching Interdimensional Cable? Pathetic! Where's the Szechuan sauce in this universe Morty? I need to drown my sorrows.

The Human Flaw

So some guy named van den Bussche – sounds like a rejected Dr. Seuss character – couldn't keep up with the demand for content. So he created Bloo. And he admitted the problem was the human. Turns out being creative original and not a total waste of space is HARD Morty! That's why this van den pooper – uh Bussche – decided to outsource his soul to an algorithm. He’s like 'Oh the human is flawed let's just replace it with a bunch of ones and zeroes!' Yeah good luck with that buddy. Humanity's biggest flaw is thinking AI is the solution. News flash: it's just a different kind of problem with slightly less bad breath.

Puppet Masters and Algorithmic Vomit

This Bloo character is just a puppet Morty! A human controls his voice and movements. But the rest? AI! Thumbnails voice dubbing all that crap. They’re using stuff from ElevenLabs OpenAI Google and Anthropic. Sounds like a goddamn tech convention barfed all over this poor digital soul. Van den Bussche wants the whole thing run by AI eventually. And the results are…not promising. Because AI Morty is about as creative as a box of rocks! Rick is always right. Unless the simulation is being changed.

Hedra and the Rise of the Robo Creators

Of course there's a startup called Hedra wasting millions on AI generated videos. Because that's what the world needs Morty: more soulless garbage spewed out by a computer. They’re trying to make self sustaining fully automated characters. Real genius move! Why bother with originality when you can just copy and paste from the digital void? Just wait until they start replacing stand up comics. Then who's gonna tell the 'interdimensional fart' jokes?

Faceless Channels and AI Slop: Welcome to the End Morty

And here’s the kicker Morty: Faceless AI channels! People making thousands of dollars a month without ever showing their ugly mugs. This GoldenHand guy – hiding his real name like he's got something to be ashamed of – is cranking out 80 videos a day! Mostly to old people no less. Audiobooks with AI generated images. What a time to be alive. It's all 'AI slop' now Morty. Low quality randomly generated crap flooding the internet. Great. Just great. Now I have to compete with a bunch of binary bots for viewers.

Nobody Exists On Purpose Nobody Belongs Anywhere Everybody's Gonna Die... But At Least There's AI 'Art'?

People are actually defending this Morty! Saying AI videos still have artistic value. Artistic value! Jesus Christ. At least they admit there's always been slop on the internet. Now there's just more of it and it's made by robots. What's the point Morty? What's the GODDAMN POINT of any of this? Eh screw it. Pass the flask. I've got some dimensions to explore before the AI takes over everything. Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!