OMG Is Trump's Trade War Ruining My Instagram Ads!?

Wait What's Happening to My Instagram?

Okay dolls so I just heard the most stressful news. Apparently President Trump's trade war with China could seriously mess with Meta's ad revenue – like $7 BILLION dollars! Can you even imagine?! That's like so many Birkin bags. I mean I'm not a financial expert or anything (hello that's what accountants are for!) but it sounds like it could affect everyone who loves scrolling through Insta and that includes ME!

Temu and Shein Don't Fail Me Now!

Apparently big players like Temu and Shein (you know where you get those super cute super cheap outfits) are thinking about cutting back on their Facebook and Instagram ads because of these tariffs. And insiders are saying China is Meta's second largest revenue source after the U.S. Like wow! If they're not advertising then who's going to see my perfectly posed selfies?! This is not what I signed up for honey.

Recession?! Don't Even Go There!

And get this – if there's a recession (ugh as if!) Meta could lose even MORE money like $23 billion! That's enough to buy like 23 private islands! I can't even think about that right now. Recession + China trade war = NO BUENO. I need people buying my SKIMS my makeup everything! This is getting way too real even for reality TV.

Is This My Villain Origin Story?

These analysts are saying Meta is super exposed to this whole China situation. I mean come on! Can't we all just get along? I'm all about peace and harmony and contouring to perfection. Let's manifest good vibes and global economic stability people! We need those cute outfits advertising on our feeds!

Buy Rating?!

Okay so the analysts are still saying to buy Meta stock even after dropping their price target. Honestly I don't know what that means but it sounds like they haven't completely lost hope. I'm going to need to call Kris. She always knows what to do with these things. She's like a genius.

What Would Kim Do?

So what's the takeaway here people? Don't panic! Let's just keep posting our best selves keep supporting small businesses (and big businesses let's be real) and pray that this whole thing blows over. After all as I always say 'I’ll cry at the end of the day. Not with fresh makeup.' Kim K.