OMG! Even My Birkin Bag is Feeling the Trump Tariff Drama!

Wait What's a Tariff Again?

Okay dolls so I was reading this article – yeah I read sometimes! – and it's all about how Trump's whole vibe with China is messing with small businesses. Like this dude in Kentucky Matt Kubancik who owns Guardian Baseball thought Trump would make gas cheaper. Instead his baseball bats are costing more because of something called 'tariffs'. Can you even?!

Bye Bye Republican Hello Democrat!

Matt actually switched parties! He was like 'I'm done!' after being a Republican for 20 years. Can't say I blame him though... sometimes you just gotta change it up you know? New hair new face new political party! It's all about that glow up honey.

Amazon is Shook!

So these tariffs are basically extra taxes on stuff coming from China. And even though the stock market is kinda vibing small businesses selling on Amazon and in places like Walmart are stressing. Like imagine trying to sell contour kits when your costs are sky high! It's not a good look.

Recession? I Don't Know Her!

Okay so some CEOs are saying a recession isn't coming. But like are they even paying attention? These tariffs are messing with everything! Businesses are pausing new products and some are straight up raising prices. It's like come on guys! My Birkin's gotta eat!

Trump's Truth Social Rant

So apparently Trump is on Truth Social bragging about some deal with China. He's like 'It's a great WIN for both countries!!!' But is it really? Sounds like more chaos to me. Reminds me when he said he didn't know who Ray J was. Like come on!!

My Advice? Contour Through the Crisis!

Honestly this whole situation is stressing me out! From baseball bats to bedding everything's on hold! I'm not sure about what to do! I hope that everything's gonna be ok! But I guess we just gotta figure it out and contour our way through this whole mess. Stay glam everyone! And don't forget to vote!