Nvidia Execs Cash Out: Is This the End of the World or Just Another Tuesday?

A Witcher's Eye on Wall Street?

Right so I'm told there's some fuss about Nvidia this 'AI chipmaker.' Sounds like something out of Vilgefortz's lab eh? Apparently some bigwigs there 'insiders' they call 'em have been shedding shares like leaves in autumn. A whole bloody billion gone. Now I've seen drowners with more subtlety. Makes a witcher wonder doesn't it? Is this a bad omen or just another Tuesday in the glorious world of coin?

Follow the Bloody Money!

This 'Financial Times' – sounds like a fancy tavern – reports that half a billion vanished just last month. The market's been frolicking like a succubus in heat ignoring the troubles in the world. Seems even Temeria's geopolitical woes are less worrying than these silicon peddlers. The stock's up they say. Like Roach after a carrot... Always wanting more.

Jensen Huang: A Dragon Hoarding Gold?

One fella Jensen Huang he's apparently got enough coin to make Dijkstra blush. He's selling shares too a measly 15 million this time part of a plan to flog 6 million by year's end. They say he's worth 138 billion. Sounds like a number a mage would use to open a portal to… somewhere unpleasant. Maybe I should pay him a visit see if he needs any monster hunting done Witcher style eh?

Robotics: Just Fancy Golems If You Ask Me

Apparently this Huang fellow reckons robotics are the 'biggest opportunity' after AI. Bah! I've fought golems. Give me a griffin any day. At least you know where you stand with a griffin: usually knee deep in its stomach acid. These robots... sneaky like a doppler all algorithms and wires. "Wind's howling" indeed. More like circuits buzzing.

VerityData: Another Name for a Bloody Prophet?

Someone at VerityData whoever the hell they are pointed out the stock dump happened when the shares climbed above $150. Clever bunch those VerityData boys... Not. Last year Huang offloaded over $700 million as part of some pre arranged scheme. Sounds like a good way to keep the tax man away eh? Reminds me of a contract where I had to find some counterfeiter in Novigrad.

Silence is Golden? More Like Suspicious

Naturally Nvidia refused to comment. Figures. They never do do they? Always some cryptic nonsense 'proprietary information' 'market sensitivity'... As if I haven't heard it all before. A silent company is often a guilty company. Though... maybe they're just busy counting all that bloody coin. Guess I will just stick to hunting monsters at least they are more honest with their intentions usually involving teeth and claws.