FAA Lets Elon Cook: Starship Gets 25 Launches, Critics Copium Overload!

More Launches? LEETS GOOOOO!

Alright alright alright! Listen up you beautiful baldies! Your boy Asmongold is here to drop some truth bombs on ya. The FAA those fine folks who usually can't find their own asses with both hands and a map have actually done something based for once. They've given SpaceX the go ahead for *25* Starship launches a year from Starbase in Texas! That's right folks Elon is cooking. The guy's a genius I tell ya. He's playing 4D chess while everyone else is still trying to figure out checkers. But hey at least the view from the top is amazing right?

From Five to Twenty Five? Massive!

Remember when they were stuck at five launches a year? FIVE! That's like trying to level a character in World of Warcraft only doing daily quests. Painful slow and ultimately kinda pointless. But now? Twenty five launches? That's like getting a full raid clear every week! We're talking progress people! We're talking getting to Mars before I finally finish Elden Ring... maybe. Okay probably not that fast.

Trump Card: Making Space Great Again

Now here's where things get spicy. This whole thing went down during Trump's second term. Coincidence? I think NOT! Elon's been cozying up to Trump helping him slim down the government and guess what? Suddenly regulations loosen up. Look I ain't saying there's a direct connection... but I ain't *not* saying it either. Let's just say sometimes you gotta grease the wheels know what I mean? And maybe those wheels are attached to a giant rocket. Whatever...

Enviro Whiners: The Usual Suspects

Of course the tree huggers are out in force crying about endangered species and polluted waters. I get it man we gotta protect the environment. But come on! We're talking about going to *Mars*! A few exploded bird nests are a small price to pay for the future of humanity. And besides have these guys seen the amount of plastic waste coming from my energy drink consumption? Maybe they should focus on that first before they start talking about SpaceX.

Starbase: Population Elon Musk

Did you hear about Starbase becoming its own city? And guess who's running the show? SpaceX employees! It's like a corporate cyberpunk dystopia but with rockets. Honestly I'm half expecting Elon to start handing out Neuralinks at the city limits. I'm not even sure if that's a good or a bad thing. Is this the future? Is this based? Who knows man I'm just here for the content.

My Take: Let Him Cook!

Look at the end of the day Elon's a visionary. He's a bit of a meme lord sure but he's also pushing the boundaries of what's possible. So let him cook! Let him launch those rockets let him terraform Mars and let the enviro whiners whine. I for one am excited to see what he does next. Just try not to blow up any more protected bird habitats okay Elon? For real.