AI Lawyers: Are They Gonna Take Muh' Job?! Asmongold Reacts!

No Grunt Work No Problem!

Alright alright settle down chat! Asmongold here and today we're diving into some juicy news. Lawyers right? You either love 'em or you hate 'em but either way they're getting a serious upgrade. This dude Chris Schwegmann from some fancy Dallas law firm is using AI like it's going out of style. They're asking AI to channel Supreme Court Justices and Sherlock Holmes? What in the actual f***? I gotta say though no more grunt work sounds good to me! You know now that I think about it I should have used AI to farm gold instead of doing it myself...

Sherlock Holmes Attorney at Law

Apparently this legal tech platform called Harvey (not to be confused with Harvey Weinstein by the way) can just impersonate anyone you want. Upload some documents tell it to think like John Roberts and bam! Instant legal genius. I’m telling you these people have too much time on their hands. This is when you get bored rich people doing stuff like this. But hey if it helps them come up with some galaxy brain legal strategies who am I to judge? I mean I could probably use an AI that thinks like Sun Tzu to figure out how to beat these gacha games.

Small Business Big Brains

So only 24% of small businesses are using AI. That's it? Come on people! It's the future! Okay maybe not *the* future but *a* future. And the crazy part? 98% of those using AI haven't fired anyone. So much for the robots stealing all our jobs. I am getting flashbacks to people talking about self checkout machines... Now they are everywhere!

Leveling the Playing Field (For Real This Time?)

Schwegmann says AI helps them review documents faster and respond quicker. “No longer does a party have an advantage because they can paper you to death.” Is that even possible? Is this good? Is this bad? Is this a distraction?!?!? Anyway it's like they're finally getting a fair fight no more 'pay to win' lawyering. Though let's be real the rich will still find a way to cheat... like they always do.

Grunt Work No More!

I gotta say I'm a little jealous. I could use an AI to handle all the YouTube comments. 'Asmongold bald!' Yeah I know you told me 800 times. Get some new material. But seriously if AI can free up lawyers from doing the boring stuff and let them focus on 'strategic thought and creative problem solving,' then maybe there's hope for humanity yet. Or at least hope for slightly less boring lawsuits.

Is This The Beginning of the End?!

So what's the verdict chat? Are AI lawyers gonna replace us all? Are we all gonna be living in the streets scrounging for scraps while the robots argue in court? Probably not. But it's definitely something to keep an eye on. As long as they don't start programming AI to play WoW I think we're safe. But if they do... well then we're all f****d. Anyway thanks for tuning in and remember: Stay bald stay safe and don't trust the robots.