Walmart's Got Balls? Tony Montana Weighs In on Trump's Tariff Tirade

First You Get the Money Then You Get the Power...

Alright listen up you punks! Tony Montana's here to break down this whole Walmart Trump fiasco. It's like I always say first you get the money then you get the power. And right now everyone's fighting over who gets to keep the most of it. These corporate guys they wanna keep their pockets fat and Trump? He just wants everyone to kiss his ass. So Walmart they start whining about tariffs saying prices are gonna go up. Boo hoo! Like anyone's surprised.

Eat the Tariffs? More Like Eat My Shorts!

So Trump this guy's got a bigger ego than Montana right? He's screaming at Walmart to "EAT THE TARIFFS!" I'm thinking "Eat shit you crazy bastard!" You can't just tell people to swallow their losses especially when you're the one causing the damn mess. It's like ordering a hit and then telling the guy you hired to pay for it. That's not how this works pal. But who am I to say Montana always got his cut.

Delicate Dance? More Like a Fucking Circus!

This whole thing is a circus. A delicate dance? Nah it's a bunch of clowns tripping over each other trying to keep their balls in the air make everyone happy. You got the customers the shareholders and the White House all wanting something different. Like trying to score blow for everyone at a wedding. Someone's gonna end up pissed off.

Corporate Balls are Growing... Slowly

Now I gotta give Walmart a little credit. They're actually talking back! Most of these corporate clowns are too scared to say boo to Trump but these guys are at least hinting that he's screwing things up. Tariffs they’re impacting business. That's what I'm talking about money is on the line! It's like when Manny got greedy cost me a deal...you can not screw with Tony Montana and the US economy! Maybe there's hope for these guys after all.

The Price is Going Up Pendejos!

Listen up you cheap bastards! The price of everything is going up. Blame Trump blame China blame the damn Easter Bunny I don't give a shit. The bottom line is you're gonna be paying more for your milk your eggs your goddamn cereal. So stop crying and start hustling because nobody gets anything for free in this world. Except maybe a bullet Montana got plenty of those.

Walmart: The Big Kahuna of Cheap Shit

Walmart they're like the kings of cheap shit. Everyone goes there even if they don't want to admit it. So when they start talking about prices going up people listen. They got a big voice and they're not afraid to use it well... kind of. They’re still walking on eggshells but at least they're making some noise. But this Montana he makes a lot of noise.