Say Hello to My Little Tirzepatide! Are Copycat Weight-Loss Drugs Still Here?!

First You Get the Money Then You Get the Power Then You Get the Weight Loss!

Listen up you punks. Word on the street is these copycat weight loss drugs are still hangin' around. Supposed to be donezo this week right? Like the FDA is gonna shut it all down? Ha! Online it's like nothin' happened. Amble EllieMD the whole damn crew still peddlin' their tirzepatide. It's like I always say 'Every dog has his day,' and these guys they're not ready to give up their day just yet.

Compounding: The American Dream Montana Style!

So what's the deal? Compounding that's the game. Mixin' up ingredients like you're makin' a damn mojito! Someone's allergic? Boom special batch. Shortage? Double the recipe! These pharmacies are tryin' to stay alive in this crazy world like a cockroach in a nuclear holocaust.

The FDA: Making Rules Breaking Rules Who Cares?!

FDA says 'No more mass compounding!' Like I give a rat's ass! They took Mounjaro and Zepbound off the shortage list thinkin' that's gonna stop everyone? These little pharmacies they got till early March the big boys till this week. It's all a game you know? A damn game of cat and mouse only the mouse has a rocket launcher!

Personalization: A Little Vitamin B12 Never Hurt Nobody!

Mochi Health thinks they're smart offerin' personalized doses. 'It can be different dosing schedules...' says the CEO. Vitamin B12 this and that they're mixin' it all in tryin' to stay one step ahead of the game. Like I said before 'I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.' These crooks

Legal Risks? Please That's Small Potatoes!

This Scott Brunner guy from the Alliance for Pharmacy Compounding says these pharmacies are takin' legal risks. But this John Herr a pharmacist he already quit compoundin' because he did not wanna risk his freedom. Says the FDA is pretty clear about what is and is not a copy. Yeah well I'm pretty clear on gettin' what I want. And these pharmacies? They want to keep makin' money.

The Future Is Now But What About Tomorrow?!

So what happens next? The FDA's supposed to enforce this ban but they ain't movin' too fast. Lilly can sue but they ain't had much luck. This Mochi CEO she ain't worried. She thinks she's got it all figured out. But remember what I always say: 'The world is yours!' Just gotta grab it. And these guys are grabbin' for dear life. By the end of May semaglutide is next. But who knows what'll happen? In this business anything's possible capiche?