Shake It, Baby! Hot Babe Turns Trash to Treasure and Makes Plastic Cool Again!

Damn She's Good!

Alright you primitive screwheads listen up! Duke Nukem here and I'm about to drop some knowledge on ya. Forget those alien bastards; there's a new hero in town and she's turning trash into treasure! Charlie Rudkin Wilson a fine art graduate is making waves with her Müll.Club crafting high end homewares from discarded plastic. Vogue Fortnum & Mason? Yeah they're all over it. This ain't your grandma's recycling project baby.

Hail to the Queen Baby!

This babe isn't messing around. Shampoo bottles Vanish tubs Nesquik pots—all melted down and remolded into coasters rings and soap dishes with a marbled effect. I’m talking about 'The Greek' soap dish made from yogurt and porridge pots going for 16 quid! Who knew garbage could look this good? It's like turning lead into gold only hotter. As Duke always says 'Come get some!'

Recycling? More Like Upcycling Duke Style!

Rudkin Wilson a former sustainability consultant is obsessed with recycling—and for good reason. She wants to change how we see plastic turning trash into something valuable. 'Part of the whole mission is to change the perception of plastic waste,' she says. Well mission accomplished sweetheart! This is about more than just function; it's about making beautiful functional art. 'There's a lot of color alchemy that goes into making sure these products are beautiful—and they work,' she says. Sounds like my kind of magic!

Shake It Don't Break It!

The current recycling system? A joke! 85% of plastic packaging ends up in landfills according to the UN. And the UK? They're just shipping their plastic waste overseas. That's where Müll.Club comes in like a swift kick to the nuts of inefficiency. Rudkin Wilson launched her business during the pandemic starting with refillable bottles and then experimenting with turning old plastic into household objects. The soap dish was the first and now it's their best selling product. Sometimes the simplest ideas are the best. Kind of like blowing alien scum away with a shotgun.

Damn I'm Looking Good!

Müll.Club is making moves from their studio in Margate. People donate their plastic and an online platform lets them track their trash's progress. This data has attracted big brands like Lush and even a luxury car company. Lush recycled 32 kilos of plastic to make 2,000 hair combs! And Fortnum & Mason? They're providing waste for trays and coasters. British Vogue even called Müll.Club the 'revolution of stylish sustainability.' This is the kind of innovation that makes Duke proud. It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all outta gum.

Gonna Raise Some Hell!

Rudkin Wilson is aiming to raise £250,000 to expand and start making furniture from donated plastic. She wants companies to take responsibility for their plastic waste. 'The industry will change and more private innovative businesses will appear,' she says. That's right baby! It's time for a new era of recycling one that's innovative stylish and gets the job done. Müll.Club isn't just a business; it's a statement. And as Duke Nukem always says 'Nobody steals our freedom!'