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Tony Montana breaks down why Bank of America is telling investors to play it cool with stocks, load up on gold and bonds, and maybe skip that Miami vacation for a trip to Madrid instead. image

Say Hello to My Little Short Position: Why This Ain't No Time to Be a 'Sucker' in the Stock Market

Fri 25 April, 2025 13:15
3 minutes to read

Tony Montana reports on the Trump Organization selling 'Trump 2028' merchandise, hinting at a possible third term run despite constitutional limitations. Is it ambition, a joke, or a power play? I'm just reporting what I see, ese. image

Trump 2028: Rewrite the Rules? Say Hello to My Little Amendment!

Thu 24 April, 2025 19:50
4 minutes to read

Tony Montana breaks down the latest stock market news, from Comcast's customer losses to Texas Instruments' big win, with his signature blend of humor and street smarts. image

Say Hello to My Little Stock Report! Are These Companies Playing Games With My Money?!

Thu 24 April, 2025 12:03
2 minutes to read

Tony Montana reports on SK Hynix's explosive Q1 earnings, fueled by AI demand and HBM dominance. Macroeconomic uncertainties loom, but who cares? The world is yours! image

Say Hello To My Little Profits! SK Hynix Dominates AI Chips!

Thu 24 April, 2025 00:04
3 minutes to read

The FTC warns of a sharp rise in job scams via text message, with losses skyrocketing from $2 million in 2020 to over $61 million in 2024. Experts advise caution and skepticism during uncertain economic times. image

Job Scams Blow Up Like a Cocaine Deal Gone Wrong! You Won't Believe How Much Money They're Stealing!

Wed 23 April, 2025 14:54
3 minutes to read

SAP's Q1 profits explode, leaving Tony Montana wondering if he should have invested in cloud software instead of blow. image

SAP Got Richer Than Me! What Now?

Wed 23 April, 2025 08:05
3 minutes to read

Donald Trump's tariffs on China could cost Meta up to $7 billion in ad revenue, with a potential $23 billion hit if a recession hits, according to analysts. image

Meta's Gonna Get Scarface'd! Trump's Tariffs Threaten BILLIONS!

Tue 22 April, 2025 18:02
4 minutes to read

Top retail CEOs like Walmart, Target, and Home Depot meet with President Trump to discuss the impact of tariffs on their businesses. Will they survive the economic squeeze, or will they end up like Sosa? image

Say Hello to My Little Tariffs! Trump Meets Retail CEOs, But Will It Save Them?

Mon 21 April, 2025 21:04
3 minutes to read

The Pope, who came from Argentina, is pushing up daisies, leaving behind a world full of tension and a Church grappling with big changes. Say hello to my little friend, Frankie! image

Pope Francis Croaked! Did He Know Too Much?!

Mon 21 April, 2025 08:17
3 minutes to read

The Supreme Court temporarily halted the Trump administration's deportation of Venezuelan men, sparking a potential constitutional showdown over immigration enforcement and executive power. image

Say Hello To My Little Pause! Supreme Court Slaps Trump's Deportation Plans!

Sat 19 April, 2025 07:37
5 minutes to read