Say Hello to My Little Tariffs! Trump Meets Retail CEOs, But Will It Save Them?

The Big Boss Man Calls a Meeting

Listen to this you punks! The big man himself Trump he calls up the CEOs of Walmart Target Home Depot. Like they're gonna tell *him* about business? I bet they were shakin' in their boots sweatier than a pig in July! They wanna talk about tariffs like I give a rat's ass. "Tariffs are bad!" they cry. "Consumers will pay more!" Yeah and I'm gonna sing opera. They come to the WH to cry to complain those bunch of Chicken... They had to go to the Boss to see if things get easier. What a bunch of Joke!

Walmart's Got the Green Card (Almost)

So Walmart's CFO this Rainey guy he's braggin' that two thirds of their stuff is made in America. Two thirds! What am I supposed to do with that? Sell apple pie? The rest comes from China and Mexico he says. China! That's where the real money is ese. You gotta import the good stuff the stuff that makes people say "Wow this is a good f***ing deal!" Walmart thinks they are smarter than the others that is what they think...

Target's in the Crosshairs

Now Target they're in deep shit. All that fancy cheap crap they sell it's all made overseas. Their sales are flatter than Montana after a night of party they can't make no sales... Those Cheap Clothes... All Made in China... Target is in a Big Trouble. They need to get smarter and get out of selling such low quality products that is how they will become winners if not they are done!

The National Retail Federation: Crybabies!

This National Retail Federation they're whinin' like little girls. They're sayin' tariffs will make sneakers and toasters more expensive. Like people can't afford an extra buck or two? Come on I used to pay ten times that for a f***ing kilo! This French guy from the NRF he says "hardworking American families" will suffer. You know what I say? Work harder! Get a second job! Sell some blow who cares!?

Productive Meeting? Bullshit!

All those CEOs they come out sayin' it was a "productive meeting." Productive for who? Trump probably just yelled at them for an hour and then ate a burger. But I am sure they were asking for favors for benefits to keep screwing the regular people. The rich asking for more richness that is how the world goes! Those rich F****!

In This Country You Gotta Make the Money First. Then When You Get the Money You Get the Power. Then When You Get the Power Then You Get the Women. Then When You Get the Women... You are SCREWED!

So what's the lesson here? This country you gotta make the money first. Trump's got the money he's got the power and maybe he's got the women. But these retail CEOs? They better watch their backs. Tariffs are a bitch and they can leave you swimmin' with the fishes you get me? I would like to be there to see them going down for sure!