Say Hello to My Little Stock Report! Are These Companies Playing Games With My Money?!

First You Get the Money Then You Get the Power...Or Not?

Alright listen up you punks. Tony Montana's here to tell you about these so called 'companies' and their little games with your hard earned cash. Comcast huh? They're losin' customers like I lose patience with Frankie's cookin'. Almost 200,000 broadband customers gone? What is this amateur hour? They better get their act together before I start makin' calls you understand?

Pepsi's Slippin'? I Don't Like Slippin'!

And then there's Pepsi. Lower earnings than expected? What they runnin' out of sugar or somethin'? They're blamin' it on tariffs but I know the real deal: they ain't workin' hard enough. This ain't no game you gotta hustle! As for Procter & Gamble they're missin' revenue targets? They make soap for cryin' out loud! How hard is it to sell soap? Maybe they need some of my marketing skills eh?

Merck's Makin' Bank But Don't Get Cocky!

Now Merck they're doin' alright. Beatin' expectations and all that jazz. But they're still cuttin' their profit outlook? Don't get greedy fellas. Remember what happened to Sosa? Keep your friends close but your enemies closer and your profits even closer than that!

American Airlines Flyin' Low

American Airlines they withdrew their financial outlook? That's like pullin' a disappearing act at your own birthday party. What they scared of the future? In this world you gotta take what's yours ya hear? No one gives you nothin'.

Chipotle's Getting Sloppy

Chipotle huh? They got a sales drop? Looks like someone's skimpin' on the guacamole. Business is like a shark: it has to keep moving forward or it dies. I need people that are steady people I can trust.

The Winners! Texas Instruments Lam Research ServiceNow and Hasbro!

Alright let's talk about the winners. Texas Instruments Lam Research ServiceNow and Hasbro. These guys are makin' moves earnin' money and not cryin' about tariffs. That's how you do it! They're goin' for the top just like Tony Montana! But don't get too comfortable. Remember the world is yours...