The Hulk - NewsRetold Latest News

Light
Dark

Showing 31 to 40 of 92 news articles

Hulk read news! Tariffs, not AI, make companies angry! Hulk think it's all puny human problem! image

Hulk Smash Tariffs! Stupid Taxes Make Everyone Angry!

Fri 09 May, 2025 20:03
2 minutes to read

Lyft stock SOARS after smashing expectations! Hulk explain why this good, and why puny humans should listen to Hulk! image

HULK SMASH Lyft Earnings! Green Rage Turns to Green Gains!

Fri 09 May, 2025 14:19
2 minutes to read

Hulk read fancy chart-talk about Coinbase stock. Sounds like good time to maybe buy, maybe smash. Bitcoin go boom? image

HULK SMASH... COINBASE! Crypto Go UP! (Maybe...Hulk Still Learning)

Thu 08 May, 2025 17:53
1 minutes to read

Restaurant Brands International (RBI) reports disappointing earnings, but CEO sees a turnaround. Hulk not happy with small numbers! image

Hulk Smash Bad Earnings! Restaurant Brands Feeling the Gamma Pressure!

Thu 08 May, 2025 12:25
1 minutes to read

Apple consider AI search engine alternatives, Google and Apple stocks feel the Hulk's Gamma Ray sized impact. Will default search engine deals become a thing of the past? image

Hulk Smash Google?! Apple Think AI Make Search Go... Bye Bye!

Wed 07 May, 2025 20:33
2 minutes to read

Hulk examines how Target's DEI rollback, Amazon competition, and self-inflicted wounds lead to tumbling share price and angry customers! image

Hulk SMASH Target's WOKE Blunders! Retailer Turns Green with Envy as Profits SHRINK!

Wed 07 May, 2025 15:00
2 minutes to read

U.S. officials go to Switzerland to talk trade with China. Hulk think they need Hulk to smash problems, not talk! image

Hulk Smash Trade War? Tiny Men Talk in Tiny Country!

Tue 06 May, 2025 22:25
2 minutes to read

Palantir shares take a dip despite strong earnings, and Hulk wonders if Wall Street just doesn't understand the green rage of progress. image

Hulk SMASH Palantir Stock Drop! (But Hulk Still Think They Smart)

Tue 06 May, 2025 14:03
2 minutes to read

Hulk furious as outdated tech and staffing woes ground planes near Newark! Hulk say fix it, or Hulk fix it! image

Puny Airplanes Can't Even Fly Right! Hulk Smash Antiquated Air Traffic Control!

Tue 06 May, 2025 00:03
2 minutes to read

Function Health buys Ezra, offering cheaper, faster full-body MRI scans. Hulk still prefers smashing, but this is... acceptable. image

Hulk Smash Medical Costs! Tiny Humans Offer Scans Without Making Hulk Angry (About Price)

Mon 05 May, 2025 16:00
2 minutes to read