HULK SMASH... OIL PRICES! War with Iran Could Send Prices SOARING!

Little Humans Worry About Boom Boom Time

Little humans always fussing! Now they scared about boom boom in Middle East. Trump man pull out shiny soldiers say 'Danger!' Oil prices go up then down. Hulk not like up and down! Make Hulk dizzy! Brent crude do little dance around $69... puny $69! WTI at $67.7. Numbers! Hulk SMASH numbers!

Trump Man Say 'Move Out!'

Trump man he talk big. Say soldiers move from Baghdad Kuwait Bahrain. Maybe war soon? Maybe just talk? Hulk think they need to make up their minds! Is it 'Hulk SMASH' time or not?! All this talk make Hulk ANGRY! Hulk need clear smash target!

Fancy Pants Thinkers Speak

J.P. Morgan fancy pants thinkers say prices already high. Seven percent chance of big smash! Iranian oil exports go down 2.1 million barrels. Numbers again! Make Hulk head hurt! They say it "exponential" whatever that means. Hulk just know... High prices... HULK SMASH!

Strait of What Now?!

Important water place Strait of Hormuz shut down. No oil for anyone! British Navy warn ships. 'Be careful!' they say. Like Hulk need warning! Hulk see danger Hulk SMASH danger! No need for fancy boat warnings!

Oil People Make Predictions

Josh Young smart oil man say oil should be $85! Even $100 if boom boom happen. He say inventories low... consumption high! Sounds like Hulk at all you can eat buffet! Hulk smash all the food! These predictions... they make Hulk... curious. But still ready to SMASH!

Hulk Predicts... PAIN!

No boom boom? Still maybe $60 oil say other fancy pants. But Hulk know! War come oil go way up! Hulk say... be ready! Get small car! Ride bicycle! Hope Hulk doesn't have to walk... Hulk get angry when Hulk walk! And you wouldn't like Hulk when he's angry... especially when oil prices make Hulk ANGRY!