
France Say No Boom Booms!
Hulk hear little whispers little birdies tell Hulk that France yes France told Israeli companies the ones with BIG boom booms to hide their toys at the Paris Air Show. Air Show! Like Hulk need a show to fly! Hulk can jump real high thank you very much! Apparently France say 'No no no! Your weapons make people go boom!' Hulk think France forget Hulk exist. Hulk make things go boom too but Hulk do it with style! Banner always tell Hulk to control anger now French tell other people to control weapons! What world coming to?
Black Walls? Hulk See Red!
Israeli Defense Ministry very angry! They say France put up BIG BLACK WALLS around their booths. Black walls! Hulk HATE walls! Walls are for puny humans who cannot smash! Ministry say France break promise. They say France hide behind 'political considerations'. Hulk think 'political' is just fancy word for 'Hulk not invited to party'. But Hulk always invited to party…uninvited! Then Hulk smash!
Israeli Boss Man Shocked! Hulk Understand Shock!
Boss man from IAI Boaz Levy says he SHOCKED! Shocked like when Hulk step on Lego! He say France asked them to remove weapons. Remove weapons! Like taking away Hulk's smashing hands! He say he tried to talk but France no listen. France no listen to big boss man? Hulk not listen to puny Banner all the time but Hulk smart enough to know when to listen! This France behavior make Hulk…uncomfortable.
Iran and Israel Playing Boom Boom Game!
Hulk hear Israel and Iran still playing their game of boom boom. They hit each other with air strikes! Hulk do that too sometimes. But usually with tanks. France mad at Israel for hitting Gaza. France call human suffering 'intolerable'. Hulk know 'intolerable'. Hulk get 'intolerable' when no more smashing!
Other Guys Bring Their Toys!
Hulk hear other companies still showing off boom booms. America China Europe – everyone bring toys except Israel! Hulk think that not fair! Everyone should have chance to smash…show off! Hulk wonder if France scared of Israeli weapons. Maybe they think Israeli weapons are too strong. Hulk know strong. Hulk IS strong! Strongest there is!
Hulk's Final Smashy Thoughts!
Hulk think France being big meanie. Hulk think Israel should bring bigger weapons next time! Hulk think everyone need to calm down and have nice cup of tea…or maybe just let Hulk smash a few things. That always make Hulk feel better. Hulk leave now. Hulk have appointment to smash building downtown. Hulk OUT!
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