Hulk Smash Market Jitters! Tiny Dip No Match for Green Rage!

Puny Market Tiny Tantrum!

Hulk hear news! Market make SMALL dip like puny human stub toe! S&P 500 lose little bit but Hulk laugh! Not even reach pre job report spot! Weak! Market act like Banner when he hungry. Need more slack THEN Hulk worry. But Hulk not worry now! This 'dip' smaller than ant Hulk step on!

Buy the Dip? Hulk Smash the Dip!

Hulk hear fancy words: 'buy on weakness reflex'. Sounds like Banner trying to calm Hulk with science! Market rebound strong like Hulk after nap. Bespoke Investment Group say market bounce back good after down day. Hulk say 'Hulk always bounce back!'

Foreign Friends and Shiny Robots

Foreign equity market strong like Thor! Credit conditions steady like Hulk's heartbeat when Banner in control... almost. AI spending theme make market happy. But Hulk no trust robots! Robots try to take Hulk's smashing job! 1.1% drop mean NOTHING when Hulk see all these other good things!

Scary Headlines? Hulk Eat Headlines for Breakfast!

Market hang tough against scary headlines. Good! Hulk hate scary headlines! Remind Hulk of General Ross! But market may be dumb and complacent. Hopefully not! But Hulk think jolt of risk good! Keep expectations in check. Market not get too cocky! Or Hulk SMASH!

Heavy Market Heavy Thoughts!

Inflation readings not boost market much. Maybe market scared of tariffs? Hulk hate tariffs! Make everything cost more! Market look heavy like Hulk trying to wear Banner's tiny pants! Equal weighted S&P still far from record. Hulk detect some weird vibrations. Goldman Sachs see it too. 'Tremors underneath the surface' they say. Hulk feel it! But rotation stay in control. For now...

July Judgement Day!

July important month. Tariff pause end. Budget bill deadline. Maybe Federal Reserve make big decision. Hulk hope they decide to give Hulk free ice cream for life! Second quarter earnings coming. Wall Street strategists update guesses. Ed Clissold say S&P 500 go to 6350. High number! But Hulk not impressed yet. Hulk wait and see! Market charged high since April but only little bit above last year. Market need more SMASH!