HULK SMASH OIL PRICES! But Hulk Think It Temporary!

Iran Go Boom! Oil Price Go Zoom!

Puny humans fight again! Israel they hit Iran. Hulk hear boom! Big boom make oil price go WAY UP! Like Hulk when Banner get poked with stick. Everyone panic think oil stay high. But Hulk see different. Hulk not smash everything blindly sometimes Hulk think... a little. This time Hulk trade! Not smash!

Trump Say 'Leave Israel Alone!' Hulk Think Oil Price Listen?

Trump! He yell say he protect Israel. Good for him! But Hulk think all this yelling… does it keep oil price high? No! Hulk think oil price go down soon. Why? Because… uh… reasons! Important economic reasons! Like… uh… supply and demand! Yeah that's it!

Inflation Cooling? Thank Goodness For Lower Oil!

Some smart humans say inflation go down. That mean… everything not cost SO MUCH! And why? Because oil price maybe not so crazy. So Hulk bet oil price go down. Hulk not want pay more for Hulk sized pants! Those are already expensive!

XLE ETF: Hulk Like These Stocks (But Not Right Now!)

This… XLE thing… it have big companies! Exxon Chevron Conoco… Hulk heard of them! Hulk even own one Exxon. Hulk like companies that make lots of money. But Hulk no like oil price TOO high. It make Hulk green face red! Hulk make bet oil price go down XLE follow.

Hulk Make Trade! Sell High Hope Price Fall!

Hulk sell something called a… 'call spread'! Sound complicated but Hulk explain simple. Hulk bet XLE not go super high. If Hulk right Hulk get money! If Hulk wrong… Hulk lose a LITTLE money. But Hulk strong Hulk can handle it. Hulk not scared of puny market risks!

Hulk Predict: Oil Price Not Stay High! Trade Smart Not Just Smash!

Hulk think this oil price spike… it temporary! Like when Hulk get angry Hulk calm down eventually (unless someone REALLY annoy Hulk). So Hulk make trade. Smart trade! Hulk use brain AND brawn. Puny humans should listen to Hulk! Hulk know best. RAAAR! But not too loud Hulk need to concentrate on trade.