SK Hynix stock SOARS after plans for massive AI data center revealed. Samsung… not so much. Hulk says, “Puny performance!”
SK Hynix stock SOARS after plans for massive AI data center revealed. Samsung… not so much. Hulk says, “Puny performance!”

Hulk See Green! (and Profits!)

Hulk hear news! SK Hynix shares go UP UP UP! Like Hulk when Banner get angry! Two decade high they say. Hulk not know decades Hulk only know SMASH! But higher the better! All thanks to these… AI… thingies. Makes Hulk wonder if AI can make Hulk even STRONGER! Maybe.

Big Brains Big Plans!

SK Group… they smart. Building HUGE AI data center. Partner with Amazon. Hulk know Amazon. They send Hulk tiny packages. NOT ENOUGH! But data center… maybe hold big secrets. Maybe secrets to make Hulk… EVEN BIGGER! They call it initiative. Hulk call it… opportunity! SK Telecom SK Broadband… they all helping. Good. Help Hulk too!

DRAM a Queen!

This SK Hynix… they make DRAM. Hulk no like drama Hulk like SMASH! But DRAM… it memory. Like Hulk need when Banner try to remember… things. Important for computers. Important for… world domination! Maybe. Depends on who ask.

Morgan Stanley Say… Hulk Good!

Even brainy heads at Morgan Stanley like SK Hynix now! They used to say… bad things. But now they say… GOOD things! Like Hulk after good smash! Even Hulk surprise! Maybe they learn… Hulk always right! Hulk is always the strongest there is! And SK Hynix? They are on the right track!

Samsung Sad! Hulk Laugh!

Samsung… *snorts* Market cap goes DOWN! Like Hulk opponent after Hulk smash! They try AI but… FAIL! Ha! SK Hynix lead the way. SK Hynix supply Nvidia… the BIG AI thingy. Samsung… they just watch. Maybe they need Hulk to smash some sense into them! 'Hulk is the strongest one there is!' Remember that Samsung!

Hulk Dominate! Like Always!

SK Hynix… they King of HBM! High Bandwidth Memory… sounds important. They got 70% of the market! SEVENTY! Hulk only need ONE HULK to smash all opponents! And SK Hynix only need 70%! They even beat Samsung! Hulk proud! But don’t get cocky SK Hynix. Hulk always watching. If you fail… Hulk… SMASH!


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