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A Goldman Sachs analyst suggests ESG investors reconsider their stance on oil and gas companies, sparking debate about the energy transition and sustainability. image

Good News Everyone! Should ESG Funds Embrace Oil and Gas Companies?

Mon 14 April, 2025 05:16
4 minutes to read

Professor Farnsworth analyzes the impending automotive apocalypse brought on by tariffs, predicting higher prices, fewer sales, and a general sense of 'Wooo!' image

Good News Everyone! Trump's Car Tariffs May Doom Us All!

Sat 12 April, 2025 13:00
3 minutes to read

Despite global trade wars, European stock markets are holding their own, outperforming their American counterparts due to stable politics, fiscal stimulus, and favorable market composition. But could it all go to blerns in a handbasket? image

Good News Everyone! Europe's Stock Market is Surprisingly Not Doomed!

Fri 11 April, 2025 14:46
3 minutes to read

Professor Farnsworth analyzes how Trump's tariffs might turn Apple into... apple sauce! Will they survive, or will they end up like Planet Express's stock price? image

Good News Everyone! Apple's Doomed by Tariffs!?

Fri 11 April, 2025 06:17
3 minutes to read

Professor Farnsworth reports on the volatile tech market, Apple's rollercoaster ride, and the potential impact of tariffs. Oh, and some doomsday predictions, naturally. image

Good News Everyone! Is This the End of Apple?

Thu 10 April, 2025 15:42
2 minutes to read

Professor Farnsworth analyzes China's deflationary woes, Trump's tariff tantrum, and the surprising resilience of the CSI 300. Good news everyone, it's probably not the end of the world (yet)! image

China's Economy Deflates Like a Week Old Pizza! Is it Doomsday Already?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 01:48
2 minutes to read

Professor Farnsworth analyzes China's deflation woes, Trump's ludicrous tariffs, and Beijing's desperate attempts to stimulate consumption with subsidies for… smartphones? image

Good News Everyone! China's Economy Imploding Faster Than Expected!

Thu 10 April, 2025 01:48
2 minutes to read

Professor Farnsworth explains how Trump's tariffs won't immediately impact prices, but businesses might be jumping the gun, and the economic future is still uncertain, good news everyone! image

Good News Everyone Tariffs Arent Raising Prices Just Yet!

Wed 09 April, 2025 15:43
2 minutes to read

Professor Farnsworth analyzes how Trump's tariffs are disrupting global supply chains, leaving companies in a pickle and consumers footing the bill, oh dear! image

Good News Everyone Tariffs are Crushing Businesses' Dreams!

Wed 09 April, 2025 06:43
2 minutes to read

Professor Farnsworth weighs in on the recent market bounce, warning it may be just a temporary reprieve in a larger economic downturn. image

Good News Everyone! Is This Market Rally Just a Fleeting Mirage?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 18:19
3 minutes to read