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United Airlines juggles recession fears with profit forecasts, cutting some flights while premium and international bookings soar like me chasing meat! image

Shishishi! United Airlines Predicts the Future...Or Maybe Not!?

Tue 15 April, 2025 22:10
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Monkey D. Luffy reports on Citigroup's surprisingly good first-quarter earnings, despite those gloomy whispers about the economy, leaving everyone wondering if they found One Piece! image

Shishishi! Citi's Treasure Chest Overflowing With Doubloons!?

Tue 15 April, 2025 12:26
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Luffy reports on how car company stocks jumped after Trump said he's looking to help them, potentially affecting global trade and car prices. Meat and cars! What a world! image

SHISHISHI! Trump's Gonna Help Car Companies?! Time to Set Sail for America!

Mon 14 April, 2025 17:47
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Travelers are ditching scorching Mediterranean hotspots for cooler Nordic and Baltic adventures, driven by heat, costs, and crowds! Shishishi! image

Meat on the Bone! Southern Europe Vacations Are SHRINKING!?

Mon 14 April, 2025 05:15
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BlackRock CEO Larry Fink wants to tokenize all assets on a blockchain, but a unified digital identity verification system is the one piece missing to make this dream a reality. Will they find it, or will the Grand Line of cybersecurity be too treacherous? image

SHISHISHI! Can BlackRock REALLY Turn EVERYTHING Into Treasure?! Digital ID Needed!?

Sat 12 April, 2025 12:52
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Senate Democrats are raising a ruckus, claiming Trump might've used his tariff pause to make a Gomu Gomu no fortune! image

Shishishi! Did Trump Just Pull a Nami and Rob the Stock Market Dry?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 15:13
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China and the US are throwing tariffs at each other like Luffy throws punches, and it's affecting everyone's dinner! image

US China Trade War Turns into a Real Life Gum-Gum Battle!

Fri 11 April, 2025 08:21
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Luffy reports on how Trump's tariffs are making the oil market as unpredictable as the Grand Line, leaving producers scratching their heads and investors feeling seasick! image

Shishishi! Trump's Trade War?! More Like Treasure Hunt Gone Wrong!

Thu 10 April, 2025 16:18
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Luffy here, reporting on Trump's tariff tango! He pauses, stocks jump, but is it a real treasure or just another mirage in the Grand Line? image

Shishishi! Trump's Treasure or Just a Fool's Gold? Tariffs Take a Wild Ride!

Thu 10 April, 2025 01:01
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Luffy here, reporting on Trump's crazy tariff changes! He's pausing some, boosting others, and the stock market's going wild! But is it a real treasure or just a dead-cat bounce? image

Shishishi! Trump's Tariff Treasure! Is It Real or Just a Mirage?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 01:01
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