Shishishi! Trump's Trade War?! More Like Treasure Hunt Gone Wrong!

Meat on the Bone? More Like Oil in the Barrel!

Oi everyone! Luffy here Captain of the Straw Hat Pirates! I heard some crazy stuff about this 'Trump' guy and his 'trade war.' Sounds like a big ol' rumble! Apparently he's making oil prices go all over the place like when Usopp tries to steer the ship! One minute it's up next minute it's down! Zoro would probably get lost trying to follow it!

Drill Baby Drill?! More Like Drizzle Baby Drizzle!

They say this 'drill baby drill' thing is in trouble because of this tariff business. What's a tariff anyway? Is it edible? Sanji can you make me a tariff flavored dish?! If these companies can't make money they won't be able to pump out oil right? Sounds like less fuel for Franky's inventions!

Pause?! More Like a Quick Nap Before the Next Battle!

So this Trump dude paused the tariffs for a bit like a breather before Gear Fourth! But it sounds like everyone's still worried. Some smarty pants named Jim Burkhard says confidence is weaker than Nami trying to resist treasure! Shishishi! Sounds like a challenge to find even MORE treasure!

Negotiating with 70 Countries?! That's More Than My Crew!

Someone else named Susan Bell says all this back and forth is causing damage. She says companies are scared like Chopper when he sees a monster! They're cutting back on spending which means less cool stuff to buy! I need more MEAT!

Oil Prices Too Low?! Time to Go Find Some One Piece!

Apparently these 'shale oil companies' need high oil prices to make money. If the prices are too low they might stop drilling! That's like me running out of food before I find the One Piece! Unacceptable! Goldman Sachs (whoever that is!) even thinks prices are gonna drop! That's bad news even for me!

Chaos is a Disaster?! Tell Me About It!

Some oil folks are REALLY mad about these tariffs. One of them even said Trump's 'chaos is a disaster'! Sounds like the usual day on the Thousand Sunny but with more money at stake! Even the 'Energy Secretary' says things are scary right now. Well I say bring it on! I'll be King of the Pirates AND solve this oil problem! Shishishi!