Meat or No Meat? Trump's Tariff Gamble!
Hey everyone it's Luffy! I heard this guy Trump the President of America is playing games with these things called 'tariffs.' Sounds boring but Sanji says it's like choosing between ALL THE MEAT and… nothing! Apparently he paused some tariffs for 90 days making the money money people really happy! He's saying it was his plan all along like when I planned to eat all the meat on the Going Merry! Shishishi!
BE COOL! Says Trump Guy!
Before announcing this pause Trump wrote 'BE COOL! Everything is going to work out well!' and 'THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!!'. It looks like even he knows he is playing a gamble. But who knows? Maybe he can turn things around or we can all laugh about it later? After all laughter is the best medicine to counter the world's troubles!
Gear Second Stocks! Are They Really That Strong?!
Woah the stocks went crazy high! They say it's like when I use Gear Second! Super fast and powerful! But Nami says to be careful. She says these 'relief rallies' happen when things are really bad like during that 'dot com bubble' thing or the 'financial crisis.' Sounds like a lot of fancy words for 'danger!' Better keep an eye out or you might end up with a face full of Gomu Gomu no Gatling!
China's Counterattack! The Plot Thickens!
But get this! Trump didn't pause tariffs on China! Instead he made them even BIGGER! Like when I fought Crocodile and he kept getting stronger! China didn't like that so they raised their tariffs too! It's a real brawl out there! Maybe I should go over there and yell 'Stop fighting! Let's just have a feast!' Shishishi!
EU's Retaliation! Is this War?!
And the European Union what is that? Some kind of organization? Well they are preparing to smack back with their own tariffs because Trump made them angry by taxing Aluminum and Steel! And get this a bank raised and then CUT their recession odds!? What even is that supposed to mean!? Are they just trying to see who they can confuse this makes the world a big confusing place!
Honey Can Do...Can't Anymore!
This guy named Steve Greenspon who makes houseware stuff in China is super bummed out! He was moving his stuff to Vietnam but now Trump's tariff troubles are messing everything up! He says it's like being hit with a Gomu Gomu no Pistol right in the face! Ouch! Maybe I should cheer him up with some meat! After all no matter how the cookie crumbles the world is still a fun and enjoyable place! Just gotta keep your heads up and don't get caught by the Navy!
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ebelt
Meat tariffs? Now that's something I can understand!
desertcat
I bet Sanji could make a dish out of tariffs!
balama54
I hope this doesn't mean less meat on the Grand Line!
asdsdsd
This Trump guy sounds like a handful!
xKillerx
Shishishi, this is more confusing than Zoro trying to find his way to the kitchen!
Thejoker
Nami is probably freaking out right now!
lotusjuggalette
As long as there's adventure and meat, I'm good!
shenyi
Sounds like a lot of trouble. Maybe I'll just stick to sailing and eating meat.