SHISHISHI! Trump's Gonna Help Car Companies?! Time to Set Sail for America!

Meat and Metal! Trump to the Rescue?

Oi everyone! Luffy here reporting live from… well I'm not sure where exactly but I heard some juicy news! Seems like some old geezer named Trump said he wants to 'help some of the car companies'! Shishishi! I wonder if that means free cars for pirates? Maybe even a meat powered car?! Sanji would flip out! He's always complaining about how I eat too much. But seriously this Trump guy says these car companies need time to make stuff in America. Sounds like hard work! Chopper would probably know more about this stuff.

Gomu Gomu No… Stock Jump!

Apparently these 'car companies' have these things called 'stocks,' and they JUMPED! Like Gomu Gomu no Pistol jump! Ford General Motors Stellantis… sound like enemy pirates don't they? They went up 1% to 4%! That's like going from barely being able to smell meat to having a whole feast! But this other company called Tesla went DOWN! Maybe they ran out of fuel? I wonder if they could use cola like the Thousand Sunny... Franky could probably fix it!

Tariff Troubles! Is This Gear Fourth?

So this Trump guy also put something called 'tariffs' on imported cars. Sounds like trouble! It's like when the Marines put up those big fences! But he lowered some of them except for these car ones. It's like when Nami hides all the meat! Cruel! I hope he doesn't raise them too high. Otherwise I'll have to use Gear Fourth to punch them down!

Car Companies Fight Back! Straw Hats Style!

These car companies are fighting back! Some are giving deals (like when Usopp 'accidentally' gives me extra food). Others are stopping shipments! Reminds me of when we had to sneak into Enies Lobby! Hyundai said they won't raise prices. That's cool of them! They must be Nakama at heart! But these companies need more meat. I can feel it.

The Road Ahead! To The Grand Line of Automobiles!

So what does all this mean? I dunno! But it sounds like it could change things! Maybe cars will be cheaper (more meat!). Maybe they'll be faster (like the Thousand Sunny!). Either way I'm excited! The world is always changing and there are always new adventures to be had! Maybe I will become king of the cars company!?

Next Stop America! Finding The One Piece… of Automobile!

I think I'll set sail for America! Maybe I can get some free cars and help those car companies make more stuff! I wonder if there's a 'One Piece' of automobiles hidden somewhere! That would be amazing! Alright everyone time for meat and adventure! Shishishi!