Shishishi! United Airlines Predicts the Future...Or Maybe Not!?

Meat On the Bone or Just Bones?

Hey everyone it's Luffy! Turns out even airlines are scratching their heads about the future just like me trying to understand Nami's navigation charts! United Airlines is talking about making money but also about... *recession*? Shishishi that sounds like something Zoro would complain about while lost! They say they'll make a good amount of treasure unless things get tough then they'll still make *some* treasure! Sounds like they're covering all their bases just in case Buggy tries to steal their gold!

Flying Less But Flying Fancy!

So here's the deal: United is gonna fly less inside the country because… well less people are paying for the cheap seats. But guess what? More people are paying for the SUPER fancy seats to fly around the world! It's like choosing between a small piece of meat and a GIANT leg of it! I'd pick the giant meat obviously! They're cutting down on some domestic routes to focus on the big international journeys. Smart move I say! More places to explore and find adventure!

CEO's Got Gum Gum Confidence!

The big boss Scott Kirby sounds pretty confident. He says their plan is so good they'll make money no matter what! It's like when I tell everyone I'm gonna be King of the Pirates – rain or shine I'm gonna do it! He even says they'll beat everyone else even when things are tough. 'Kaizoku ou ni ore wa naru!' – that's the spirit! Gotta believe in yourself right?

First Quarter Treasure Hunt!

Speaking of treasure they actually made a profit! Turns out they made like tons of Berries! They did better than even the smart guys (analysts) thought they would. I bet Nami is drooling over those numbers. That's some serious pirate loot right there!

International Flavor is the Best Flavor!

While the cheap seats flying around inside the country didn't make as much the fancy international flights are like a treasure chest overflowing with gold! Up up up! This must mean more and more people are traveling to see the world just like us! Wonder if they'll run into me and the crew! Shishishi!

The Future? Who Knows! But Fly Anyway!

So what's the big takeaway? Even the people in charge of flying planes around don't know what's gonna happen next! But they're still planning on making money especially if you're flying in style! They're hoping to get a big chunk of treasure in the next few months. Remember even if things are tough there's always adventure to be had! Now where's my meat?!