Shishishi! Did Trump Just Pull a Nami and Rob the Stock Market Dry?!

Meat! I Mean Money! Where's the Beef... er Berries?

Oi everyone! Luffy here reporting live from the Grand Line... I mean the news! These Senate guys like Nami when she smells treasure are all riled up about ol' Trump! Apparently he said it was a 'GREAT TIME TO BUY' stocks right before pausing those tariff things. Sounds fishy even to me a guy who once tried to eat a whole island!

Tariff Tango! Did Trump Lead the Dance... or Trip Everyone Up?

So Trump announces this 'pause' thing and BAM! The stock market goes wild like Zoro after a sake barrel. These Senate folks are thinking 'Did Trump know this was gonna happen? Did he tell his buddies to load up on cash like Usopp stockpiling Kabuto bugs?' Hmmm smells like a scheme Sanji would cook up if he was short on ingredients for Nami and Robin!

SEC! They're Like the Marines... But With Paperwork!

These Senate dudes went straight to the SEC which I guess is like the Marines of the money world. They're asking them to investigate if Trump was pulling some kind of 'insider trading' stunt. Sounds complicated but even I know you can't cheat to win especially not with money! That's totally uncool just like when Buggy tries to steal my spotlight!

Schumer Warren and the Anti Trump Pirates!

Chuck Schumer Elizabeth Warren and a bunch of other Senate Pirates are all waving their swords pointing fingers and shouting 'He cheated!' They want the SEC to dig deep and see if Trump his buddies or his cabinet were stuffing their pockets like Blackbeard after a raid. Shishishi sounds like a real treasure hunt to me!

White House on the Defense! 'He's Just Reassuring Everyone!'

But wait! Trump's buddy Kush Desai is like 'Hold on! He was just trying to calm everyone down not make a bazillion berries!' He said Trump was fighting China like I fight for my MEAT! And that these Senate pirates are just being sore losers. Sounds like a lot of grown up arguing to me I'd rather be eating!

Developing News! Stay Tuned for More Gomu Gomu No Shenanigans!

So there you have it! The story is still unfolding like trying to figure out where Sanji hid the last piece of meat. Will Trump walk the plank? Will the SEC find the treasure? Stay tuned folks! This could get more interesting than a battle with Kaido! Gomu Gomu no... UPDATE!