Shishishi! Citi's Treasure Chest Overflowing With Doubloons!?

Meat! I Mean Money Money Money!

Oi everyone! Luffy here reporting live from… well I'm not sure where but I heard there's a bank doing really well! It's called Citigroup and apparently they found a HUGE pile of treasure! They made more money than even *they* thought they would. It's like finding a hidden stash of meat on a deserted island – pure happiness!

21% Stronger?! Did They Eat a Devil Fruit?

So get this! Their profit jumped up by 21%! 21%! That's like… Chopper after eating three Rumble Balls! Super strong! They say it’s because they got more money and spent less. Sounds like a good strategy to me! Maybe I should try that with my meat consumption…

The Five Treasures!

Turns out all five of their main treasure rooms – I mean divisions – made more money! It’s like finding all five pieces of All Blue at once! Good for them I guess. More importantly I wonder if they have any food…

The Captain's Orders: Full Speed Ahead!

Their captain Jane Fraser (not as cool as me though!) says they're still winning over the trust of the investors. She's got a plan to keep making money even if things get rough. Sounds like a good captain to me! Though I still think sailing into danger is more fun. Shishishi!

U.S.A! U.S.A! Still Number One!

Apparently some old geezer named Trump is causing trouble with other countries. But Fraser san says even if things get messy the U.S. will still be the strongest! Just like me! I'll be King of the Pirates no matter what anyone says! HAOSHOKU!

Treasure For Everyone (Except Those Tariff Guys)

Other treasure hunting banks like JPMorgan Chase and Morgan Stanley also found a lot of loot! But Citigroup's treasure chest took a bit of a beating this year. Probably because of those Trump san guys and their tricky tariffs that sounds like a bunch of difficult stuff... I am sure Nami could figure it out not me!. Anyway keep an eye on this story because who knows what kind of treasure – or trouble – will come next!