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Your Captain Luffy reports on a guy named Cramer who says politicians should pay attention to folks investing their hard-earned treasure, not just the snooty rich guys who think they know everything about the Grand Line...er, I mean, the stock market! image

Meat on the Bone! Luffy's Take on Why Politicians Should Listen to Investors (Not Just the Mega-Rich Jerks!)

Tue 29 April, 2025 23:37
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Luffy reports on Meta's bold move to launch a stand-alone AI app to compete with ChatGPT, wondering if it can point him to all the best banquets in the Grand Line. image

Shishishi! Meta's New AI App: Will It Help Me Find More Meat?

Tue 29 April, 2025 16:11
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Even the King of the E-Commerce Sea Faces Choppy Waters! UBS analyst lowers Amazon's Q1 estimates due to tariff troubles, but still sees treasure ahead! image

Shishishi! Amazon's Treasure Chest Gets a Tariff Tangle!

Tue 29 April, 2025 10:00
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Luffy here, reporting on the weird grown-up fight between China and America about prices! They're playing a game of 'are we talking or not?' and it's making my head spin! image

Shishishi! China Says 'No Trade Talks!' Are They Hiding Treasure?

Mon 28 April, 2025 18:45
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Looks like some smarty-pants at Bank of America flipped their flag on Progressive faster than Usopp can run from a fight! They said 'buy,' then 'nah,' and now 'BUY BUY BUY!' Shishishi! image

SHISHISHI! Bank of America Changed Their Mind Faster Than I Can Eat Meat!

Mon 28 April, 2025 11:56
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The new Boss is changing the game! Student loan forgiveness programs are becoming harder to find than the One Piece itself, leaving borrowers in a pickle! image

Shishishi! Trump's Treasure Hunt: Student Loan Forgiveness Fading Like a Mirage!

Sat 26 April, 2025 14:00
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Luffy here, reporting on who's up, who's down, and who's got the meat! (Spoiler: Tesla might have the most meat this time!) image

SHISHISHI! T-Mobile's Lost Treasure and Tesla's Gum-Gum Rocket Ride! A Luffy News Report!

Fri 25 April, 2025 17:50
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Luffy here, reporting on how some landlubber's (Trump) trade shenanigans might mess with Google's ad revenue, especially in Asia. Sounds like a storm's brewin'! image

Shiver Me Timbers! Trump's Trade Winds Blow Trouble for Google's Treasure!

Thu 24 April, 2025 23:50
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Luffy reports on how Trump's tariffs might cost Hasbro a mountain of treasure and what they're doing to fight back! Sounds like a treasure hunt! image

Shishishi! Trump's Treasure Tax?! Hasbro's Toy Troubles!

Thu 24 April, 2025 14:44
3 minutes to read

Luffy reports on how potential tariffs on Chinese imports could impact Hasbro, the toy maker, and potentially make our favorite toys more expensive! image

Shishishi! Trump's Tariff Trouble! Will My Toys Get More Expensive?!

Thu 24 April, 2025 14:44
3 minutes to read