Meat on the Bone! Luffy's Take on Why Politicians Should Listen to Investors (Not Just the Mega-Rich Jerks!)

Shishishi! Investors are a Crew Too!

Hey everyone it's your Captain Luffy! I just heard about this thing called the 'stock market' from this guy Cramer and he's yelling about how politicians aren't listening to investors! He says these guys only care about the super rich those guys are probably always eating fancy steak! But Cramer's like 'Hey! Regular folks own stocks too!' He even said and I quote 'Shareholders are a constituency!' Sounds like a crew to me! Like my Straw Hats! Except instead of nakama they want money...or something.

Meat... I mean Money on the Table!

This Cramer guy says there are tons of companies in this country making good stuff and could make investors rich which is as good as finding a giant piece of meat! But apparently no politician wants to take credit for it. That's like saying you don't want to share the bounty with your crew! What kind of captain would do that? Zoro would be lost. Sanji would be furious he couldn't buy ingredients.

Trump's Tariffs and Biden's Business Blues!

So get this! This Cramer guy says this Trump guy invited CEOs to parties but then slapped tariffs on their goods. That's like inviting someone to a feast and then telling them they can't eat! And this Biden guy he says was even LESS friendly to these big companies. Sheesh! No wonder these companies are all seasick bouncing from one country to another like we do when Nami messes up the navigation!

401(k)? Sounds Like a Secret Weapon!

Apparently a lot of folks have this thing called a '401k' or 'IRA.' I have no idea what that is but Cramer says it's a way regular people get involved in the stock market. Sounds like some kind of secret weapon to me! Maybe it's a special kind of meat shield? Nah probably not. But hey if it helps people get more treasure I'm all for it! Shishishi!

Mad Money? More Like 'Mad Meat!'

This Cramer guy even has a show called 'Mad Money!' He says it's to help people understand the stock market and make money. Sounds boring... unless that money can buy MEAT! He says stocks are tax advantaged whatever THAT means. He wants to stick up for the investors like I stick up for my nakama. This Cramer guy sounds alright! Not as alright as a barrel of meat but alright!

Sign Up Now! (So I Can Steal Your Meat... I Mean Treasure!)

So there you have it! Cramer wants you to sign up for something so you can follow him around and learn all about this 'investing' thing. Maybe you'll get rich! Then you can buy me meat! Shishishi! That's the best investment YOU can make! And if you have questions for Cramer just call him up! Or tweet at him! Or send him a Facebook message! Or... I'm getting hungry just thinking about it. Meat!