Shishishi! China Says 'No Trade Talks!' Are They Hiding Treasure?

Meat or No Meat? The Big Question!

Oi everyone! Luffy here your future King of the Pirates! I heard these grown ups in China and America are having a HUGE fight about… uh… tariffs! Sounds like a weird type of meat but they say it's about money. China's saying they're NOT talking to America about it. Like 'Nope! No meat for you!' But America keeps saying 'Yeah we're totally talking! We're gonna find the One Piece of trade!' Shishishi!

Trump's Phone Call: Fact or Fish Man Tale?

Apparently someone named Trump said their friend Xi Jinping (sounds like a panda!) called them. But China's all 'Nope didn't happen! No Den Den Mushi calls here!' It's like when Usopp tells a story – you never know if it's true or just a giant Sea King tale! Maybe they're trying to trick us like Crocodile did in Alabasta!

145% Tariffs? Sounds Like a SUPER Sized Meal!

So Trump put a giant price tag – 145% – on stuff coming from China. It's like trying to buy 145 plates of meat at once! Sanji would have a heart attack! But it means things are getting expensive for everyone even the grown ups! They say it might make stores close and things disappear… Like my meat after Zoro gets his hands on it!

Treasure or Trouble? What's the Real Deal?

Some smart folks in America are worried that this fight could mean BIG trouble. No more yummy snacks maybe? Empty shelves?! That's worse than running out of meat on the Thousand Sunny! They're hoping these two countries will just share the treasure (or…uh…trade) and stop fighting like kids!

Secret Meetings? Maybe They're Hiding the All Blue!

America keeps saying they're talking to China but China's like 'Liar! We're not sharing our lunch!' It's a mystery! Maybe they're secretly meeting to find the All Blue the legendary sea where all the fish live! Wouldn't THAT be something? Sanji would be in heaven!

De escalation? Sounds Like Chopper Needs to Patch Things Up!

They're talking about 'de escalation' – sounds like Chopper needs to use his Rumble Ball to fix things! One guy Bessent thinks things will get better soon. He says not to worry about empty shelves. Maybe he’s got a secret stash of meat shishishi! Let's hope these grown ups figure it out before my stomach starts rumbling! I'm hungry!