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Homer Simpson reports on Citigroup's surprisingly good first-quarter earnings, wondering if it means free doughnuts for all! image

Citigroup Makes Bank! Doughnuts for Everyone?

Tue 15 April, 2025 12:26
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President Bukele refuses to return a deported man to the US, sparking a whole lotta 'woo hoo!' and 'd'oh!' moments. image

Donut Forget! El Salvador Says "D'oh!" to Returning Deported Guy!

Mon 14 April, 2025 17:18
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Wall Street expects Goldman Sachs to announce their first-quarter earnings, potentially benefiting from recent market volatility. Will this affect my donut budget? image

Goldman Sachs Earnings Report Leaked! Is This the End of Donuts?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 04:01
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Homer Simpson investigates how Trump's tariff threats are making Vietnam sweat like me after eating a spicy Krusty Burger. Is it a real problem or just some Duff Beer-fueled madness? image

Donut Panic! Will Trump's Tariffs Turn Vietnam Into a Ghost Town?

Sat 12 April, 2025 11:02
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After a week of rollercoaster rides and tariff tantrums, tech stocks are bouncing back like a trampoline full of donuts! image

Doh! Technology Stocks Bounce Back Like a Super Ball After a Nuclear Explosion!

Fri 11 April, 2025 15:53
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Homer Simpson reports on the U.S. raising tariffs on Chinese imports, potentially impacting prices and availability of goods, while China seeks alternative markets and strategies to cope with the economic fallout. Mmm, strategies... image

Triple Digit Tariffs?!?! DOH! Will I Still Get My Donuts Cheap?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 06:12
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Homer Simpson reports on how Trump's tariffs are impacting prices on Amazon, potentially making even donuts more expensive. Mmm, donuts! image

Doh! Trumps Tariffs are Making Me Pay More for Donuts on Amazon!

Thu 10 April, 2025 14:23
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After Trump's tariff taco, Apple's stock goes 'Woohoo!' up thanks to a tariff timeout, adding a mountain of money to their pile. image

Doh! Did Trump Just Make Apple Stock Delicious Again?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 21:21
3 minutes to read

India's central bank cuts interest rates amidst growth concerns and US tariffs, but don't worry, inflation is cooling down...like my beer after Marge yells at me! image

Doh! India's Money Gets a Haircut! Will My Samosas Still Be Cheap?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 05:47
3 minutes to read

Homer Simpson dives deep into the world of dividend investing, explaining how regular income can keep you from making boneheaded financial decisions, even when the market goes 'D'oh!' image

Mmm Dividends! The Secret To Not Screwing Up Your Investments Is Easier Than Getting Out Of Jury Duty!

Tue 08 April, 2025 15:27
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