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Apple and Meta get fined big time by the EU for breaking those fancy digital market rules, and Homer's worried about his next donut run! image

Doh! Apple and Meta Get Spanked by Europe! Is This the End of Free Donuts?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 11:41
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Automotive industry bigwigs are banding together like a box of donuts to tell Trump his tariffs are gonna make things go BOOM! image

Doh! Trump's Car Part Tariffs Threaten My Donut Money!

Tue 22 April, 2025 20:00
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Roche drops a metric ton of cash in the U.S., creating jobs and avoiding Trump's wrath. Mmm, jobs! image

Doh! Roche Invests $50 Billion in the U.S.?! Is This Real Life?!

Tue 22 April, 2025 07:52
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Cathie Wood is still bullish on Tesla, predicting a $2,600 price target by 2029, while others are a bit more...realistic. Mmm, realistic. image

Tesla to the Moon or Just Another Doh-Nut!?

Mon 21 April, 2025 15:17
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Folks across America are protesting Trump's policies, fearing for their liberty, Social Security, and maybe even the future of free donuts. image

Doh! People are Mad at Trump Again! Is This the End of Free Donuts?!

Sat 19 April, 2025 18:05
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President Trump is reportedly considering replacing Fed Chairman Jerome Powell, but even Elizabeth Warren thinks it's a bad idea! Mmm, bad ideas... image

Trump Wants to Fire the Fed Chair?! DOH!

Thu 17 April, 2025 20:41
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Homer Simpson reports on the potential risks to your precious genetic information as 23andMe faces bankruptcy and government scrutiny. Mmm, genetic data... image

Doh! 23andMe's DNA Data is Going Where?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 13:00
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Homer Simpson reports on Bill Ackman's Pershing Square snagging a big piece of Hertz, sending its stock soaring higher than my cholesterol after a Krusty Burger binge. image

Doh! Ackman's Buying Hertz Like I Buy Donuts! What's Going On?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 20:09
2 minutes to read

Republicans aim to cut billions from the SNAP program, potentially affecting low-income families and major retailers. D'oh! image

Donut Panic! They're Taking Away Our Food Stamps!

Wed 16 April, 2025 13:00
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Rumors are flying around about a huge number of IRS employees ditching their jobs, potentially shrinking the agency by a whole lotta donuts! image

IRS About to Shrink Faster Than My Brain on a Sunday Morning!?

Tue 15 April, 2025 20:15
2 minutes to read