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Forrest Gump reports on Spotify finally getting to show folks the price of music, thanks to a judge saying Apple needs to play nice. Kinda like when I had to share my bench. image

Apple Done Gone and Let Spotify Show Us the Money, Honey! Like Peas and Carrots!

Fri 02 May, 2025 13:44
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Looks like Venmo's doin' a Bubba Gump shrimp business kinda boom, while Cash App's feelin' a bit like a ping pong ball without a paddle. image

Run, Venmo, Run! Cash App Hits the Fan!

Fri 02 May, 2025 00:27
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Forrest Gump reports on the day's stock market swings: Meta's a hit, Eli Lilly's a miss, and the market keeps on truckin'. image

Run Forrest, Run! Stock Market's Like a Box of Chocolates!

Thu 01 May, 2025 17:27
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Builders Vision, backed by Walmart heir Lukas Walton, appoints Noelle Laing as CIO, focusing on clean energy, food sustainability, and ocean health. Looks like someone's makin' shrimp boats! image

And Just Like That, a Woman Gets the Top Job: Billionaire Walton Chooses Noelle Laing as Investment Chief!

Thu 01 May, 2025 12:25
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Forrest Gump reports on mixed signals in Japanese and Australian markets, fueled by US recession fears and the 'Magnificent Seven' earnings. image

Run Forrest, Run! But Where's the Market Going?

Thu 01 May, 2025 00:26
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President Trump's evolving relationship with Jeff Bezos amidst tariff concerns, impacting Amazon's business and consumer prices. image

Trump and Bezos: From 'Jeff Bozo' to 'Good Guy' - Life is Like a Box of Chocolates!

Wed 30 April, 2025 17:00
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President Trump tweaks auto tariffs, offering some relief to car companies, but it's still a bumpy ride on the open road. image

Trump Eases Up on Car Tariffs: Like a Box of Chocolates, You Never Know What You're Gonna Get!

Tue 29 April, 2025 21:19
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Novo Nordisk teams up with telehealth companies Hims & Hers, Ro, and LifeMD to make Wegovy more accessible, while keeping those pesky copycats at bay. Just keep running and the pounds will melt! image

Life is Like a Box of Chocolates, and Wegovy is Now Easier to Get!

Tue 29 April, 2025 14:45
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Forrest Gump reports on Novartis's surprisingly good sales, their CEO's warnings about tariffs, and their big investment in America. Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates, and this quarter, Novartis got a box full of the good ones! image

Novartis is Runnin' Like the Wind! (And Makin' Money Too!)

Tue 29 April, 2025 08:22
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Forrest Gump reports on the topsy-turvy world of international student visas, where policies change faster than Bubba can list shrimp recipes. image

Life is Like a College Application: You Never Know What You're Gonna Get!

Mon 28 April, 2025 18:47
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