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The New York Times sell its precious content to Amazon for AI training, very nice! Is big win for Bezos or big mistake? image

Jagshemash! New York Times Make Boom-Boom with Amazon for AI Content!

Thu 29 May, 2025 14:07
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Salesforce reports good earning but spends big money on Informatica. Is it good or like throwing darts at map of Kazakhstan? image

Salesforce Makes Big Kazaki Money Moves: Is Very Nice!

Wed 28 May, 2025 21:50
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Borat report on Nvidia earnings, very nice! Chip company make kazillions but face troubles with China and new export rules. High five! image

Nvidia Make Big Bada Boom Money, But China Want More, Is Very Confuse!

Wed 28 May, 2025 16:00
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Getty Images is suing Stability AI for allegedly using copyrighted images to train their AI models, leading to a legal battle over fair use and innovation, very nice! image

Jagshemash! Getty Images Say AI Companies Doing The Steal Like My Neighbor Nursultan Tulyakbay!

Wed 28 May, 2025 06:08
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JPMorgan Chase unveils fancy new bank branches for rich Americans, hoping to manage their millions, but Borat wonders if it's just 'chasing' after fool's gold! image

JPMorgan Chase Opens New Millionaire Mansions: Very Nice! But Will the Rich Buy?

Tue 27 May, 2025 13:26
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French President Emmanuel Macron visits Vietnam, signs deals for Airbus planes and more, amidst US tariff threats and trade tensions. Very Nice! image

Jagshemash! Macron Makes Big Friendship Pact with Vietnam, Maybe To Avoid Trump's Naughty Tariffs!

Mon 26 May, 2025 06:16
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Jagshemash! Swiss Running Shoe Company On Steals Thunder From Nike and Adidas Like I Steal Kisses From Pamela!

Sat 24 May, 2025 14:21
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Borat reports on how Harvard beat back Trump's attempt to stop smart foreigners from learning in America, proving that even in these crazy times, the penise… uh, the law, can be mighty. image

Great Success! Harvard Wins Fight Against Trump's Ban on Foreign Students - Chenqui!

Fri 23 May, 2025 16:52
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Kazakhstan's Borat reports on the United States and China agreeing to talk, even if they still argue like my neighbors fighting over who owns the best chicken. image

CHINESE AND AMERICANS TALK! Maybe Friends? Or Still Like Wrestling Bear?

Fri 23 May, 2025 01:56
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Investment firm Morgan Stanley believes the stock market has hit its bottom and predicts a strong recovery, targeting an S&P 500 of 6,500 by year-end, despite potential challenges from tariffs and rising yields. Very nice! image

Great Success! Morgan Stanley Says Stock Market Not Dead Like My Neighbor's Chicken!

Thu 22 May, 2025 15:55
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