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Etsy shares take a dive after mixed Q1 results, leaving investors feeling like they just wrestled a bear...and lost. image

Etsy's Big Kazoo! Stock Tumbles Like My Sister After Too Much Fermented Horse Milk!

Wed 30 April, 2025 17:46
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Borat investigates why the stock market is acting like a crazy donkey, ignoring all the wise old rules and making investors confused like a goat in a disco. image

Great Success or Big Problem? Stock Market Do Vhat It Vant, Not Vhat History Tell!

Wed 30 April, 2025 11:09
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Female CEOs Joanna Strober and Chelsea Hirschhorn highlight the vast, untapped potential in women's health, emphasizing that addressing women's health needs is not just good for women, but also a very good business. image

Is Nice! Women Health Companies Make Big Money, No More Suffering Like Dog!

Tue 29 April, 2025 23:15
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Borat Reports on the Wild World of American Business: Spotify's Mishigas, Hims & Hers' Mazel Tov, and Other Kapitalist Kraziness! image

Jagshemash! American Companies Go Up, Go Down Like My Sister Natalya's…Mood!

Tue 29 April, 2025 17:22
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Pfizer reports better-than-expected profits despite sales drop, blaming it on less people catching the 'rona and announces big cost-cutting plans, making Borat wonder if they need a good potato farmer. image

Pfizer Make Like Kazakhstan: Cutting Costs Like I Cut My Neighbor's Wifi!

Tue 29 April, 2025 11:51
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According to top American analyst Jim Cramer and a new report, Boeing's stock is expected to rise significantly, potentially reaching $218 per share, despite past mishaps and trade tensions. image

Jagshemash! Boeing Stock Ready to Fly Higher Than My Sister!

Mon 28 April, 2025 20:15
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British food delivery company Deliveroo considers a $3.6 billion takeover bid from American giant DoorDash, raising questions about market competition and national pride, Chenqui! image

Jagshemash! Is DoorDash Trying to Steal Delicious Food From Great Nation of UK with $3.6 Billion Offer for Deliveroo?

Mon 28 April, 2025 11:21
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Massive explosion rocks Iranian port, leaving five dead and hundreds injured. Borat investigates... sort of. image

JAGGA JAGGA! Big Boom Boom in Iran Port! Is Very Bad, Yes?

Sat 26 April, 2025 20:28
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Amidst tariff fears, American shoppers are speeding up car purchases and iPhone upgrades, but are otherwise tightening their wallets, leading to uncertainty in the retail market. image

Tariff-ied Shoppers: U.S. Consumers Say 'Very Nice!' to Car Deals, 'Wa Wa Wee Wa!' to Everything Else

Fri 25 April, 2025 16:47
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Borat reports on how American tech companies are doing fantastic, but trade war with China still make pants feel tight and uncomfortable. image

Wa Wa Wee Wa! Tech Giants Make Big Boom Boom, But Tariff Man Still Make Stinky Kazoo!

Fri 25 April, 2025 06:30
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