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Kazakhstan's bravest reporter, Borat Sagdiyev, investigates the case of Ramon Morales-Reyes, the Mexican dishwasher framed for threatening President Trump, and finds justice... maybe! image

Jak sie masz?! Dishwasher Framed for Threatening Great Leader Trump Gets Tiny Bail! WA WA WEE WA!

Tue 10 June, 2025 16:22
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Disney pays big bag of ???ge for Comcast's Hulu stake, paving way for more American streaming content. Very nice! image

Jagshemash! Disney Buy Hulu Like I Buy Wife - Expensive But Necessary!

Mon 09 June, 2025 21:29
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Kazakhstan's top financial journalist, Borat Sagdiyev, investigates why Jefferies thinks Quaker Chemical, a metal processing fluid company, is poised for a big jump in value, potentially tripling by 2030! Chenqui! image

Jagshemash! Quaker Chemical Stock: Is Very Nice or Great Success?

Mon 09 June, 2025 14:08
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Borat investigates how Trump's tariffs are making clothes and shoes more expensive for Americans, maybe even too expensive for sexy time! image

Tariff Troubles! Is America Paying Too Much For My Mankini's Cousin's Underwear?

Thu 05 June, 2025 14:47
2 minutes to read

Young millionaires are poised to inherit trillions and are ready to ditch their parents' old-fashioned wealth managers for digital platforms, crypto investments, and luxury concierge services. image

Wealth Transfer Tsunami! Millionaire Kids Ditch Daddy's Money Men for Crypto and Concierge!

Thu 05 June, 2025 14:25
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President Trump warns Elon Musk of

Trump Threatens Elon Musk with Serious Consequences - Is Relationship Finished Like My Marriage to Oksana?

Sat 07 June, 2025 22:20
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LinkedIn CEO Ryan Roslansky now also in charge of Microsoft Office. Very nice! image

Jagshemash! LinkedIn Boss Get Big Promotion to Oversee Office Suite! Chenqui!

Wed 04 June, 2025 15:50
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Borat investigates Donald Trump Jr.'s claims about meme coins, crypto, and being 'debanked,' discovering potential for scams and very interesting financial moves. Chenqui! image

Donald Trump Jr. Say 'Is Not My Fault' for Father's Meme Coin Debacle! Very Nice!

Tue 03 June, 2025 18:33
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Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang praises Nintendo's new Switch 2, calling it a tribute to Iwata-san's vision and a revolution in mobile gaming, and Borat agrees 'Very Nice!' image

Jagshemash! Nintendo Switch 2 Makes Borat Say "Very Nice!"

Tue 03 June, 2025 18:08
2 minutes to read

Gap Inc. grapples with potential tariff impacts while exceeding earnings expectations, Borat analyzes the situation with a keen eye for fashion and potential cultural learnings. image

Great Success! Gap Faces Tariff Troubles, But Borat Sees Opportunity for Mankini Sales!

Thu 29 May, 2025 21:28
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