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Ford Motor Company navigates tricky financial waters, with tariffs threatening 2025 predictions, much like I navigate American customs with my 'cultural learnings'. image

Great Success or Very Naughty? Ford Faces Tariff Troubles Like Kazakhstan Faces Potassium Shortage!

Mon 05 May, 2025 16:00
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Borat reports on the surprising outcome of Romania's presidential election re-do, where a nationalist candidate is making big waves. Chenqui! image

JAGSSEMFELD! Romanian Election Re-Do Shows Hard-Right Dude Leading! Is Very Nice!

Sun 04 May, 2025 22:03
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Jaguar Land Rover resume sending sexy cars to Amerika after temporary pause due to Trump's tariffs. Is victory for British engineering or just very complicated handshake deal? image

JAGUAR LAND ROVER IS BACK, VERY NICE! No More Tariffs from Orange Man?

Sat 03 May, 2025 10:58
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Spotify finally can show prices and offer other payment options in the app store, after judge punish Apple for being naughty like Uzbekistani donkey thief! image

Great Success! Spotify Wins Big Against Apple - Is Very Nice!

Fri 02 May, 2025 13:44
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British Bank Soars Like Kazakhstan Eagle Thanks to Rich People and Tricky Markets, Despite Orange Man's Tariff Troubles! image

Jagshemash! Standard Chartered Makes More Money Than Borat Makes Complaining About Pamela Anderson!

Fri 02 May, 2025 04:27
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Borat reports on Standard Chartered's surprisingly successful first quarter, full of wealth, markets, and maybe a little bit of Trump's tariffs... very nice! image

Jagshemash! Standard Chartered Bank Make More Money Than I Make in Lifetime!

Fri 02 May, 2025 04:27
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Amazon make much money from cloud and advertising, but future forecast not so good. Stock price go down like my neighbor's goat! image

Jak sie masz Amazon? Very Nice! But Stock Price Do a Sad Face!

Thu 01 May, 2025 20:26
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Borat reports on Jefferies' daring stock picks amid market chaos, some good, some maybe not so good. Very exciting! image

Jefferies, Very Nice! Makes Brave Predictions in Crazy Market - Is Like Kazakh Wedding!

Thu 01 May, 2025 14:02
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Investment firm Jefferies goes against the grain, making bold predictions on stocks like e.l.f. Beauty and Monster Beverage, while waving goodbye to others like Voya Financial. image

Jefferies Make Big Kazakstan-Style Bet on Stocks, Very Nice!

Thu 01 May, 2025 14:02
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Borat reports on how Microsoft is navigating the confusing world of Trump's tariffs, and why they're not sweating it as much as other companies. Very nice! image

Great Success! Microsoft Not Worrying So Much About Trump Tariffs (Chenqui!)

Thu 01 May, 2025 03:35
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