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British Bank Soars Like Kazakhstan Eagle Thanks to Rich People and Tricky Markets, Despite Orange Man's Tariff Troubles! image

Jagshemash! Standard Chartered Makes More Money Than Borat Makes Complaining About Pamela Anderson!

Fri 02 May, 2025 04:27
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Borat reports on Standard Chartered's surprisingly successful first quarter, full of wealth, markets, and maybe a little bit of Trump's tariffs... very nice! image

Jagshemash! Standard Chartered Bank Make More Money Than I Make in Lifetime!

Fri 02 May, 2025 04:27
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Amazon make much money from cloud and advertising, but future forecast not so good. Stock price go down like my neighbor's goat! image

Jak sie masz Amazon? Very Nice! But Stock Price Do a Sad Face!

Thu 01 May, 2025 20:26
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Borat reports on Jefferies' daring stock picks amid market chaos, some good, some maybe not so good. Very exciting! image

Jefferies, Very Nice! Makes Brave Predictions in Crazy Market - Is Like Kazakh Wedding!

Thu 01 May, 2025 14:02
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Investment firm Jefferies goes against the grain, making bold predictions on stocks like e.l.f. Beauty and Monster Beverage, while waving goodbye to others like Voya Financial. image

Jefferies Make Big Kazakstan-Style Bet on Stocks, Very Nice!

Thu 01 May, 2025 14:02
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Borat reports on how Microsoft is navigating the confusing world of Trump's tariffs, and why they're not sweating it as much as other companies. Very nice! image

Great Success! Microsoft Not Worrying So Much About Trump Tariffs (Chenqui!)

Thu 01 May, 2025 03:35
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Etsy shares take a dive after mixed Q1 results, leaving investors feeling like they just wrestled a bear...and lost. image

Etsy's Big Kazoo! Stock Tumbles Like My Sister After Too Much Fermented Horse Milk!

Wed 30 April, 2025 17:46
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Borat investigates why the stock market is acting like a crazy donkey, ignoring all the wise old rules and making investors confused like a goat in a disco. image

Great Success or Big Problem? Stock Market Do Vhat It Vant, Not Vhat History Tell!

Wed 30 April, 2025 11:09
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Female CEOs Joanna Strober and Chelsea Hirschhorn highlight the vast, untapped potential in women's health, emphasizing that addressing women's health needs is not just good for women, but also a very good business. image

Is Nice! Women Health Companies Make Big Money, No More Suffering Like Dog!

Tue 29 April, 2025 23:15
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Borat Reports on the Wild World of American Business: Spotify's Mishigas, Hims & Hers' Mazel Tov, and Other Kapitalist Kraziness! image

Jagshemash! American Companies Go Up, Go Down Like My Sister Natalya's…Mood!

Tue 29 April, 2025 17:22
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