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Despite geopolitical tensions, investors are sticking with the India story, drawn by its strong growth prospects and economic fundamentals. Bender doesn't care, as long as the money keeps flowing! image

Bite My Shiny Metal Assets! India's Market Shrugs Off War, Chases Shiny Rupees!

Wed 07 May, 2025 10:10
4 minutes to read

Bender reports on Trump's surprising shift on trade deals, where he now claims the U.S. doesn't need to sign them, despite his administration's previous promises. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Trade Agreement! Trump Says Deals? Who Needs 'Em!

Tue 06 May, 2025 18:11
2 minutes to read

Mattel is pulling back its financial targets and raising prices thanks to Trump's tariffs, which is just great for my retirement fund. NOT! image

Bite My Shiny Plastic Assets: Mattel Sinks as Trade Wars Jack Up Barbie Prices!

Mon 05 May, 2025 20:58
2 minutes to read

Ford Motor Co. beats Q1 expectations but suspends its 2025 financial guidance due to hefty tariff impacts, proving that even robots can't escape economic woes. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Tailpipe: Trump's Tariffs Wreak Havoc on Ford's Future!

Mon 05 May, 2025 20:25
3 minutes to read

I, Bender, report on Europe's mixed market moves, Shell's potential BP binge, and inflation's wild ride. It's all shiny, boss! image

Bender's Bold Blast: Europe's Markets Do the Robot Dance!

Mon 05 May, 2025 12:14
2 minutes to read

Old Man Buffett finally kicks back, hands the keys to the Berkshire Hathaway kingdom to Greg Abel. Prepare for… responsible investing? image

Bite My Shiny Metal Assets! Buffett Passes the Buck (and the Billions) to Abel!

Sat 03 May, 2025 18:27
2 minutes to read

Netflix stock hits an all-time high, fueled by subscription and ad revenue, while traditional media struggles under Trump's tariffs. Bender gives his 'unbiased' take. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Stock! Netflix's Robo-Rally Leaves Media Giants in the Scrapheap!

Fri 02 May, 2025 18:23
2 minutes to read

Oppenheimer says AutoZone is a good investment during tariff stress, and Bender agrees because, hey, more money for booze! image

Bite My Shiny Metal Stock: AutoZone Gets Bender's Upgrade!

Fri 02 May, 2025 11:35
3 minutes to read

Amazon CEO Andy Jassy tries to calm investors' nerves about potential tariff impact, promising (sort of) to keep prices low. Bender isn't buying it. image

Bender's Take: Amazon Braces for Tariff Wars, Promises Cheap Crap (Maybe)

Thu 01 May, 2025 22:07
2 minutes to read

Amazon's chucking a billion smackers a year at movies, hoping to drag Hollywood out of the digital dumpster. Will it work? Who cares, as long as there's beer! image

Bite My Shiny Metal Projector: Amazon Saves Hollywood (Maybe?)

Thu 01 May, 2025 16:00
3 minutes to read