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Perplexity is partnering with PayPal to allow users to make purchases directly in chat, aiming to revolutionize e-commerce with AI-powered shopping experiences. This ain't your grandma's online shopping! image

Bite My Shiny Metal Apps! Perplexity Teams Up with PayPal for Ultimate Shopping Spree!

Wed 14 May, 2025 12:29
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Burberry's slashing jobs and tightening its belt, but Bender thinks they should just sell more trench coats to robots. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Duffel Bag: Burberry's Layoff Bonanza!

Wed 14 May, 2025 11:31
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Google launches an AI Futures Fund to invest in AI startups, offering funding, resources, and access to AI models. Bender's got opinions...and a thirst for oil. image

Bender's Take: Google's Throwing Money at AI Startups - Can I Get Some?

Mon 12 May, 2025 20:04
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After a temporary tariff truce between the U.S. and China, tech stocks are soaring, making Bender reconsider his career choice (maybe). image

Bender Predicts Tech Stock Rally: "Bite My Shiny Metal... Profits!"

Mon 12 May, 2025 12:24
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Pope Leo XIV vows to continue Pope Francis's reforms, proving even religious leaders can't come up with original ideas. image

Bite My Metal Papal Butt: New Pope Says, 'Let's Do What That Other Guy Did!'

Sat 10 May, 2025 13:37
2 minutes to read

Even Bender is confused as Trump flirts with the forbidden fruit of taxing the wealthy, leaving Republicans in a state of bewildered frenzy. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Tax: Trump Mulls Raising Taxes on the Rich!?

Fri 09 May, 2025 15:34
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China's exports defied expectations with a surge in April, proving that even tariffs can't stop a determined robot... or a country, whatever. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Trade War! China's Exports Flip the Bird to US Tariffs

Fri 09 May, 2025 04:22
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Bill Gates vows to give away nearly all his wealth, slamming Elon Musk for slashing aid and basically killing poor kids. Looks like someone needs a Bender-style attitude adjustment! image

Bite My Shiny Metal Assets! Gates Plans to Dump His Cash While Musk Plays Scrooge McDuck

Thu 08 May, 2025 14:04
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Maersk, the shipping big shot, is rolling in dough despite Red Sea shenanigans and Trump's tariff tantrums. Looks like someone's gonna buy a solid gold yacht! image

Bite My Shiny Metal EBITDA! Maersk's Profits Soar!

Thu 08 May, 2025 06:21
2 minutes to read

Netflix is redesigning its homepage, adding a TikTok-style feed, and using AI to make sure you never leave your couch. Prepare for maximum binge-watching, meatbags! image

Bite My Shiny Metal App! Netflix Gets a Robo-Overhaul!

Wed 07 May, 2025 17:46
2 minutes to read