HULK SMASH Home Depot's 'Christmas' Sales!

Home Depot's Puny Plan!

Home Depot think they smart! They call next two weeks 'Christmas'! Christmas is puny human holiday! But Home Depot think it will make puny humans buy… PLANTS! And… LANDSCAPING MATERIALS! Hulk thinks this is funny. Hulk like smashing not planting. But maybe… Hulk could smash plants… FOR FUN! Jim Cramer says Home Depot launches Memorial Day sales event! Hulk think Memorial Day for remembering... uh... things! Not buying shiny things!

Green Things Make Green!

Last year Home Depot made… WAIT FOR IT… $20.83 BILLION from green things! That's… a lot of smash! Hulk think they tricking you! Making you think you need green things! YOU DON'T NEED GREEN THINGS! You need… HULK! (And maybe a new grill. Hulk like grilling.) Green things bring 13% of the Home Depot's total sales of $159.51 BILLION. Hulk mad. Lumber bring only 7.7% and paint bring only 7%! Home Depot love green things more than lumber and paint! But lumber and paint important for smashing building and making things green!

Summer Means More Money For Home Depot Maybe!

Home Depot make most money in summer! Puny humans love to spend money in summer. FactSet says Home Depot will make $45.48 billion this summer! That's… a lot of zeroes. BUT! Things could change! Tariffs! Mortgage rates! These are scary words! Hulk doesn't like scary words! They make Hulk… well you know. Home Depot get money from the summer but will things be a success? Weather not good and Home Depot not doing well according to Bernstein. Hulk hope Home Depot do good!

Weather and Houses!

Bernstein says weather bad! People feel sad! Home Depot sad! Hulk sad because Home Depot sad! They think Home Depot have tough time this year. They make $39.3 billion and expect $3.59 per share. Not good! They say weather and houses make the stock of Home Depot go down. The house rate is around 7%! Jim say it need to go down to 6.5%! Jim and Hulk agree!

Tariffs! (Hulk Hate Tariffs!)

Tariffs bad! Tariffs make Hulk angry! Because tariffs make everything… more expensive! Home Depot hate tariffs too! But CEO of Home Depot Ted Decker says they will be okay no matter what! Ted Decker brave man! But Hulk still hate tariffs! Even Jim Cramer like Home Depot stock! But it down 2.5%. S & P 500 is up 1%! What the hell?! Home Depot need to be positive!

Hulk's Final Smash!

So Home Depot want you to buy plants! And grills! And… patio furniture! Hulk thinks you should buy what you want! But remember… Hulk is always watching. And if you buy too many plants… Hulk might have to… 'rearrange' them. Just a little bit. For fun! Home Depot is 12% down from its high of $431. Hulk need to buy so it goes back up! Hulk thinks you should think about buying! Hulk out!