Trump Says 'Say Hello to the Bad Numbers!' Economy Tanks, He Blames Biden - I Tell You What's Bad Numbers!

First You Get the Power Then You Get the Blame Game

Alright listen up you punks. This Trump guy he's saying it's all Biden's fault the economy's takin' a dive. GDP down payrolls lookin' weaker than a wet Cuban cigar. He's screamin' about tariffs kickin' in companies movin' back to the US... says it's gonna be a boom. "Be patient!!!" he yells. Patient? I ain't got time for patient! Time is money! But he says those tariffs he's putting in place are not to blame of course! I tell you politics it's a dirty game.

Biden 'Overhang?' More Like Biden Overdose!

This guy Trump he's talkin' about a 'Biden Overhang.' Like Biden left him with a bad batch of coke or somethin'. He says the boom's comin' gonna be huge the biggest. I've heard that before. All talk no action. Where's the money? Show me the money! This is America baby! First you get the money then you get the power then you get the women. But for now it seems like all we are getting is the blame. It is always someone elses fault with those types of guys.

100 Days of...What Exactly?

He's out there givin' speeches sayin' prices are 'comin' way down.' But the numbers don't lie. Inflation's up. Up like my temper when someone tries to screw me over. Experts are sayin' it's his damn tariffs makin' everyone nervous. So is he lying? Of course he is everyone lies it's the only way to survive in this world and even then many times you don't.

Mirror Mirror on the Wall Who's the Biggest Blamer of Them All?

This is some serious double standard bullshit know what I'm sayin'? When the stock market's up under Biden Trump takes credit. Now it's tankin' suddenly it's 'Biden's Stock Market.' I swear these politicians they're all the same. Always tryin' to weasel their way out of the blame! It's all about the optics baby! Always about the optics!

Say Hello to My Little Tariff!

These tariffs. They're like my little friend here the one I brought to the gunfight. Powerful but they can backfire if you ain't careful. People are scared. No confidence in the economy. And when people are scared they don't spend money. They hold on to it like it's their last brick of gold. This is not good for anyone! Except maybe the guy who sells bunkers.

The World is Yours Unless the Economy Sucks

So what's the bottom line? Trump's blamin' Biden the economy's lookin' shaky and nobody knows what's gonna happen next. Me? I'm gonna keep my head down count my money and watch the world burn. Because in this business you gotta be ready for anything. And you definitely can't trust anyone especially a politician. 'Cause in this country you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money you get the power. Then when you get the power then you get the women.