TACO Trade? Trump Ain't No Chicken, He's Negotiating Like a Boss!

First You Get the Power Then You Get the Deal

Alright listen up you punks. They callin' Trump a chicken now huh? TACO trade? Trump Always Chickens Out? That's bullshit! This ain't no 'Scarface' sequel where I'm runnin' scared. This is business see? You gotta make moves you gotta make threats! You think Sosa got where he was by being nice? Nah he squeezed those Colombians till they screamed 'Uncle!'

Say Hello to My Little Tariff!

Trump throws out a 50% tariff on the EU? So what? It gets their attention right? They start sweatin' they start callin'. He delays it a little big deal! It's like when I offered Mel Bernstein a million for Georgie... a negotiation! You gotta show 'em you're serious otherwise they walk all over you. You wanna be walked on? I don't think so.

The World is Yours... Especially the Trade Deals

So the stock market dips a little? So what! They always bounce back. It's like when the cops raid your place – you lose some product but you reload and come back stronger! Trump's makin' deals with the EU with China and he's doin' it his way. You think these guys are gonna hand you anything on a silver platter? You gotta take it!

Dropping Tariffs? It's All Part of the Plan Man

He drops the tariffs to 10% after hitting them with 30%? You think that's chicken? That's called being smart! It's like when I let those Bolivians think I was playin' nice before I ripped them off blind. You gotta play the game you gotta make them think they're winnin' then BAM! You hit 'em where it hurts!

They Call Me Crazy? Maybe I Am Crazy Enough to Win

They say Trump's crazy? Maybe he is. But you know what else? He's gettin' things done. These other politicians they just talk talk talk. Trump actually does somethin'. You may not like the way he does it but he's not afraid to get his hands dirty. And that's what it takes to win in this world.

In This Country You Gotta Make the Money First. Then When You Get the Money You Get the Power. Then When You Get the Power Then You Get the Women.

So next time you hear some jabroni callin' Trump a chicken you tell 'em Tony Montana says they're full of crap. He's just doin' what he has to do to get what he wants. And in this world that's all that matters. Now if you'll excuse me I gotta go count my money. The world is yours but first you gotta take it!