Say Hello to My Little Indictment: Judges Busted in Immigration Crackdown!

First You Get the Power Then You Get the Indictment

Alright listen up! Seems like the feds are cracking down on everyone these days even judges! Word on the street is they snatched up a Milwaukee judge Hannah Dugan for helping some undocumented guy slip through ICE's fingers. Obstruction they're calling it. Like she's some kinda Scarface of the courtroom! You think I like that? I got problems of my own!

New Mexico Heat: No Justice Just Us

And hold on it gets better! This ain't no lone wolf situation. Some ex judge from New Mexico Joel Cano and his old lady got pinched too! Seems they were playing house with an undocumented immigrant possibly connected to that gang 'Tren de Aragua'. Harboring tampering with evidence... these guys are playing a dangerous game. Like playing with fire man! But me? I ain't playing no games.

Trump's Border Czar Speaks: The Walls are Closing In

This Trump guy's 'border czar,' Tom Homan is talking tough. Says nobody should be surprised. 'If you mess with ICE you're gonna pay the price!' That's what he's saying man. Like he's some kinda big shot. But everyone falls eventually.

Raskin's Rant: Authoritarian Vibes

Of course the other side is screaming bloody murder. This Raskin guy is saying it's all a big bad Trump power play trying to bully judges who won't kiss his ring. 'Authoritarian!' he yells. 'Defend the judiciary!' Sounds like a movie right? But this is real life and in this world you gotta watch your back.

Hammer Time in New Mexico: Smashing Evidence

Back in New Mexico this Cano character is in deep. They say he smashed the immigrant's cell phone with a hammer! A HAMMER! Like he's trying to get rid of Elvira! He claims he didn't know the guy was connected to the gang but nobody's buying it. Sometimes you tell the truth and people still don't believe you.

Wisconsin's Courthouse Chase: From Gavel to Getaway

In Wisconsin this Dugan chick is getting grilled for trying to throw the feds off the scent. They say she led the immigrant out a back door! A whole foot chase broke out right there in front of the courthouse! Can you believe this? From the gavel to a getaway. This is the kinda stuff I used to do you know. I was good at it too. But times change.