Say Hello to My Little Friend...Staying! Judge Blocks Trump's Venezuelan Deportation Order

First You Get the Money Then You Get the Power...and Now the Stay?

Alright listen up you cockroach! Tony Montana's here to tell you about this whole shebang with these Venezuelans eh? Seems like the Supreme Court was gonna kick 'em out like I kicked Sosa out of my life but hold on a goddamn second! This judge in San Francisco Chen he tells Trump 'No way Jose!' or in this case 'No way Donald!' He's saying these 5,000 Venezuelans with their papers they stay...for now. You got that? They ain't going nowhere you punks!

Who Do I Trust? Me!

So this broad Noem Trump's Homeland Security lady she tries to pull a fast one right? Thinks she can just rip up these people's work permits like they're goddamn Monopoly money. But Chen that Obama guy's pick he's like 'Hold your horses lady! You can't just do that!' Says she's overstepped her boundaries. Like when Manny thought he could get away with Gina eh? Some things you just can't do understood?

The World Is Yours...Or Is It?

Now the Supreme Court they lifted some order that was stopping Trump from ending this TPS thing Temporary Protected Status which is like a get out of jail free card for people from countries that are all screwed up. But they said and I quote myself here 'Don't get high on your own supply!' Meaning they weren't stopping these Venezuelans from fighting back against Noem's paper shredding fiesta. So Chen steps in says their documents are still good. Like my word used to be good...before Sosa those rats!

Everybody Wants to Come Here

These lawyers for the Venezuelans and this group the National TPS Alliance they're saying if these people lose their papers they're screwed. No job no house just back to Venezuela where it's like a goddamn warzone. Chen this judge he gets it. He's like 'These 5,000 ain't gonna break the bank.' Not like my expenses back in the day buying up Miami! Now that was a toll on the local economy. But these guys? They're just trying to make a living like everybody else.

I'm Bad But I'm Not THAT Bad!

Homeland Security? They ain't saying nothin'. Probably too busy counting their stacks of cash eh? Or maybe they're just scared of Tony Montana. Either way Chen's ruling is a win for these Venezuelans. For now. It's like that feeling when you dodge a bullet...you know it can always come back around. But for now they're breathing easy. And so am I knowing there's still some justice in this crazy world.

You Need People Like Me

But don't get too comfortable! The Supreme Court also let Trump end some other program for like half a million other migrants from Venezuela Cuba Haiti and Nicaragua. Parole something. Seems they can’t catch a break. So what I'm saying is keep fighting. Keep pushing. Because in this world you gotta grab what's yours. Like I did. And never ever let anyone take it away from you. You got that eh? Now go make some money!