Hulk Smash Trade War? Tiny Men Talk in Tiny Country!

Little Men Big Problems!

Hulk read news! Tiny men in suits Bessent and Greer go to Switzerland. They want to talk to China. Talk talk talk! Hulk say 'Hulk SMASH problem!' But no they want 'negotiations.' What is this 'negotiations'? Sounds like 'annoying' to Hulk. Trump say 'right time.' Hulk say 'NOW time!' These tiny men need Hulk's help. Maybe Hulk teach them to smash tariffs instead of talking about them!

Switzerland? Hulk Like Mountains!

Switzerland! Hulk like mountains. Good for climbing good for smashing. But these tiny men they don't climb mountains they climb stairs to fancy meetings. They meet with Swiss President Karin Ketter Sutter. Hulk wonder if she strong like Hulk? Probably not. Hulk bet she can't even lift a car! These meetings sound boring. Hulk rather smash things. Maybe Hulk should go to Switzerland. Make things interesting. 'Hulk is the strongest there is!' and also the most entertaining at international trade talks.

Bessent Say What?

Bessent say 'Economic security is national security!' Hulk say 'Hulk security is EVERYONE'S security!' Bessent want 'stronger more prosperous America.' Hulk just want to be left ALONE! But if America is strong maybe they leave Hulk alone more? Maybe Hulk should help. But no talk. Only SMASH. Bessent needs to learn the Hulk way.

Greer Got a Plan?

Greer want 'reciprocity' and 'open markets.' Hulk want SMASH! Greer say he 'negotiating with countries.' Negotiating? Sounds like Banner talking. Hulk hate Banner talking. Greer needs to 'protect America's economic and national security.' Hulk can protect! Hulk is best protector! But these tiny men they always think they know better. 'Puny humans!'

China Want Talky Talk?

Trump say China want meet. Hulk say 'Good! Hulk meet them too!' Hulk teach them a lesson about trade! No more sneaky deals! Only Hulk sized SMASH! Maybe China will bring fireworks. Hulk like fireworks. Especially when Hulk smash them! These talks better be quick. Hulk get angry when waiting. 'You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!'

Hulk's Advice for Tiny Men

Hulk have advice for Bessent and Greer: Stop talking start smashing! Show China who is boss! But don't smash Switzerland. Hulk like mountains. Also bring Hulk. Hulk make sure everyone behave. If not Hulk SMASH! That's how Hulk solve trade war. Simple. Effective. HULK!