Hulk Smash Harvard? Trump Threatens Tax-Exempt Status! Hulk Not Sure How To Feel!

Trump Say Make Harvard... Pay!

TRUMP SAY HARVARD NO GOOD! He say Harvard got the... anti things and discrim whatchamacallit! Trump mad! He say he gonna take away Harvard's... free pass thingy! Hulk not know much 'bout money but Hulk know MAD when Hulk see it! Trump yell on his... Truth Social thing 'It's what they deserve!' Hulk sometimes yell that when Banner take Hulk's pants.

No Money For You! (Maybe)

Trump want Harvard change! He want control! Like Loki try to control Hulk! Hulk NO LIKE! He say he take away money for research unless Harvard does what he say. Hulk think that like puny Banner trying to tell Hulk what to do! It NEVER works! State people and visa people also give Harvard student trouble.

Harvard Fight Back! Hulk Like!

Harvard say 'NO WAY TRUMP!' They say Trump using too much power! They say it... improper! Hulk think that mean Trump acting like a big green angry... oh wait. Hulk understand! Harvard fight back! 'Hulk like fire. And little sparks make BIG fire.' Harvard spark fire with the lawsuit!

Tax Exempt? More Like Tax...EXEMPTED!

Trump say Harvard gotta be good to get free pass! Like when Banner let Hulk smash a robot or two! But Harvard maybe not so good? The Treasury Department want the IRS to look into Harvard's free pass. Hulk think this like when Tony Stark look into Hulk's gamma levels. Always poking and prodding!

Harvard Say No Legal Basis! Hulk No Lawyer!

Harvard say Trump got no right to take away free pass! They say it bad for their school stuff. Harvard scared it will affect the future of education. Hulk think education good for Banner so maybe it good? But Hulk just wanna SMASH!

Senate People YELL AT...OTHER PEOPLE!

Some Senate people write a letter! Lots of fancy words! They ask if Trump trying to make the IRS pick on Harvard. They say it not fair to pick on schools or... church places or food banks! Hulk think picking on little guys is BAD! Like Abomination picking on puny humans! Hulk NO LIKE! 'Hulk is strongest there is!' and Hulk protect the weak!