Holy Crap Lois! Trump Wants to Arrest Newsom and Deploy the Marines! Giggity Giggity!

Marines National Guard Oh My!

Alright so get this Lois. About 700 Marines are heading to Los Angeles. Yeah Marines! Like the guys from... uh... that war movie I vaguely remember watching while eating a bucket of chicken wings. They're there to help the California National Guard protect important stuff and people. Two big shot Defense Department dudes told NBC News about it. Apparently it's just a temporary thing while more National Guard peeps show up. It’s like when I tried to fix the toilet and ended up flooding the entire house but instead of calling a plumber I just put more buckets down! Genius I tell ya!

Trump's Arresting Spree!

So Trump that guy who looks like he got into a fight with a tanning bed and lost said he'd be okay with arresting California's governor Gavin Newsom! Can you believe that? For supposedly messing with federal immigration stuff. It's like when I tried to arrest Brian for stealing my TV remote. Turns out it was under my butt the whole time! D'oh!

Lawsuit Time! Ding Ding!

Newsom and some Attorney General dude named Rob Bonta are suing Trump. Yeah suing him! They're mad about Trump sending in the National Guard. They think it's illegal and that Trump's gone crazier than Peter Griffin at a buffet. Bonta said it's like Trump's trying to make chaos out of thin air for his own weird reasons. He said 'There is no invasion. There is no rebellion.' Which reminds me of that time I declared war on the squirrels in our backyard. Turns out they just wanted some nuts. Who knew?

But Wait There's More Authoritarianism!

Newsom even tweeted that Trump's calling for the arrest of a governor is something he never thought he'd see in America. He said it's a step towards becoming all authoritarian y. It's like that time I tried to be the dictator of Quahog. Turns out people don't like it when you make them wear chicken costumes and eat only poutine. Go figure!

Blame Game On Point!

Trump's firing back saying he made a 'great decision' sending in the National Guard and that Los Angeles would have been 'completely obliterated' without them. He's calling Newsom 'incompetent' and saying they should be thanking him. It's like when I take credit for Meg's good grades even though she's the one who actually studies. 'YOU ARE SO WONDERFUL. WE WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT YOU SIR!' Classic Trump. Classic Peter.

Schumer Throws Shade

And then there's Chuck Schumer saying Trump's just trying to distract everyone from his own problems. He said it's 'unnecessary inflammatory and provocative.' Basically everyone's yelling at each other like it's Thanksgiving dinner at the Griffin house. Pass the gravy...and maybe some earplugs!